美妝 - 美妝

By Queena
at 2018-06-01T15:18

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除了發霉或打破之外，
遭遇過化妝品最讓人阿雜的情況是？
……

剛剛塗唇膏，沒發現上面沾著貓毛。
一塗，黏了一根在嘴唇上；
另一半劃出界，讓唇膏沾上我的人中。
然後，我想捻起來(上面還有一根毛 !)，
摳下了一小塊，卻仍然沒成功取出……

它陷更深了=口=!!!

為啥一開始如此親密地黏上我的嘴，
後來卻又如此傲嬌地不肯讓我拿走！

附圖是我指甲間浪費掉的唇膏。
https://i.imgur.com/ugoohNr.jpg

最近熱到除了眉毛嘴巴之外根本懶得化妝了。

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Tags: 美妝

All Comments

By Ida
at 2018-06-04T11:50

貓咪照呢！

By Valerie
at 2018-06-09T00:05

都在一樓涼快睡懶覺...
沒有一隻肯和我在三樓共患難=..=

By Donna
at 2018-06-12T07:56

用美妝蛋邊壓邊發現狗毛都到臉上了...

By Lydia
at 2018-06-14T02:11

妖孽眉粉用七年用不完

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-06-15T05:13

睫毛梳不開沒有好好炸裂還給我結塊

By Rae
at 2018-06-19T16:01

鼻頭白芝麻.....

By Andy
at 2018-06-22T11:47

唇膏沒收完整膏體被瓶蓋壓爛

By Sandy
at 2018-06-23T08:27

邊化妝邊爆汗

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-06-25T11:18

粉餅碎掉

By Hedda
at 2018-06-27T06:31

過敏嚴重瘋狂流眼淚鼻涕，還要遮過敏的
黑眼圈，眼淚讓遮瑕消失，天氣太熱吹風
扇讓過敏嚴重

By Selena
at 2018-07-01T06:28

睫毛膏沾在已畫好完美眼影的眼皮上

By Daniel
at 2018-07-05T09:51

化完眼線馬上打噴嚏

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-07-07T06:42

剛畫好眼線（未乾），然後突然打噴嚏，
眼睛用力一眨.........

By Joe
at 2018-07-11T01:31

畫完底妝後狂流鼻水

By Jake
at 2018-07-13T09:56

睫毛膏沾到畫好眼妝的眼皮+1

By Andy
at 2018-07-15T05:51

盒子設計的很難開很容易指甲直接插進
去的彩妝品看到就阿雜

By Necoo
at 2018-07-16T21:40

睫毛膏沾眼皮和眼線沒乾打噴嚏QQ

By Steve
at 2018-07-18T22:09

唇頰彩超級會卡貓毛xDD，尤其是貓咪

By Mason
at 2018-07-20T11:38

細細軟軟的那種毛

By Ursula
at 2018-07-22T22:07

還有用到地雷底妝，整個像爛泥巴一樣
糊在臉上，看了超想直接卸掉

By Xanthe
at 2018-07-25T11:28

哈哈哈哈，妖孽眉粉，推文好好笑XD

By Elma
at 2018-07-26T19:15

白芝麻！！

By Anthony
at 2018-07-28T22:43

唇釉放化妝包蓋子明明蓋超好可是
其他彩妝品很迷漾的沾上了超大片鮮
紅真的很崩潰

By Wallis
at 2018-08-02T16:05

貓毛會黏各種地方刷具也會有！

By Odelette
at 2018-08-04T05:43

假睫毛膠不明原因在化妝包裡爆漿...

By Yuri
at 2018-08-07T05:09

化完妝立刻需要擤鼻涕....

By Brianna
at 2018-08-07T07:59

好不容易畫完底妝打噴嚏......

By Jacky
at 2018-08-10T07:03

腮紅膏超容易黏各種毛

By Edwina
at 2018-08-14T21:07

粉餅在化妝包裡爆了整包都粉

By Christine
at 2018-08-18T19:47

畫完眼睛流眼淚

By Agnes
at 2018-08-22T11:09

在很熱的地方化妝(???)

By Audriana
at 2018-08-26T08:16

鼻頭白芝麻痘痘處脫皮...

By Steve
at 2018-08-29T09:15

白芝麻&底妝裂開

By Christine
at 2018-09-01T01:51

眼屎加白芝麻

By Jacob
at 2018-09-04T20:04

雖然不是化妝品，最幹的是護手霜放在包
包蓋子掉開，整個包包沾的都是

By Iris
at 2018-09-08T15:46

畫完美美的妝後，突然想擤鼻涕

By Freda
at 2018-09-12T01:39

完全是平日日常（摔筆

By Rebecca
at 2018-09-14T03:47

37度那天逛完展覽，觀察力薄弱的男友
說我臉上的底妝是不是怪怪的，大浮粉大
斑駁…

By Ula
at 2018-09-16T22:53

邊化邊噴汗尤其是人中那附近

By Steve
at 2018-09-19T21:35

精心遮黑眼圈用太多東西卻下手太重

By Mary
at 2018-09-24T19:56

眼線液跑到眼球裡..嚇死
還好我家狗不太會掉毛XD

By Ula
at 2018-09-27T19:13

化妝到一半發現忘記戴隱形眼鏡

By Dorothy
at 2018-10-01T07:51

剛買的心愛口紅塗太大力整根從根部折斷

By Edith
at 2018-10-02T20:49

指甲刮了粉狀產品完妝擤鼻涕……
睫毛膏碰到眼皮

By Kyle
at 2018-10-06T20:14

蓋子很難開好不容易打開了但指甲也

By Lauren
at 2018-10-08T05:22

直接插進去

By Anthony
at 2018-10-09T01:10

打開唇蜜聞到臭油味，一整天都想吐T_T

By Elma
at 2018-10-09T04:36

到處飛粉的眼影，積在眼角要抹開抹不開，要

By Eartha
at 2018-10-12T10:05

蓋蓋不掉，用力挖到覺得自己會瞎掉

By Thomas
at 2018-10-15T16:39

太乾脫皮

By Lily
at 2018-10-17T01:37

過敏人淚推擤鼻涕

By Kristin
at 2018-10-17T16:19

眼影畫超久結果畫眼線手抖，超阿砸

By Edith
at 2018-10-19T13:55

眉毛畫歪然後沒空重畫

By Irma
at 2018-10-23T00:03

天氣太熱口紅變軟，一塗就斷跟爆牙珍
那幕雷同一定要深呼吸

By Ivy
at 2018-10-25T16:49

要上底妝手邊卻沒有髮夾可以夾著瀏海，
一直飄落好煩吶(;? Д `)

By Audriana
at 2018-10-30T12:23

唇膏斷掉底妝剛上就毀容

By Hazel
at 2018-11-04T01:34

新買的腮紅被指甲刮到少一塊

By Agnes
at 2018-11-04T12:27

化好眼線後不自覺流眼淚眼線沿著淚

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-11-07T16:57

溝弄髒眼妝

By Genevieve
at 2018-11-08T13:29

絕對是剛畫完睫毛膏打噴嚏！眼妝全毀GG

By Frederica
at 2018-11-08T21:45

包裝外殼有去不掉的殘膠...

By Hedwig
at 2018-11-09T08:34

開封開到地上去的粉餅

By Caroline
at 2018-11-10T11:04

過敏人擤鼻涕+1

By Daph Bay
at 2018-11-15T10:27

Visee頰彩膏被家人用剪刀插進去崩潰

By William
at 2018-11-18T17:04

過敏人淚推擤鼻涕+1

By Zenobia
at 2018-11-22T01:29

鼻頭白芝麻、剛上好底妝流鼻涕、化眼線
手抖、刷睫毛膏一直眨眼結果沾到剛畫好
的眼妝QQ

By George
at 2018-11-26T23:17

黑眼圈遮好睫毛膏沾到崩潰啊啊啊

By Ina
at 2018-11-27T10:47

心血來潮想寵幸冷宮的腮紅結果打開發現

By Blanche
at 2018-11-28T18:34

莫名其妙碎光了（沒摔過噢）

By Ida
at 2018-12-02T04:47

半夜把眼線膠當成萬金油挖了一大坨塗在
腳上

By David
at 2018-12-06T07:15

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈眼線膠萬金油XDDD
DDDDDDDD

By Noah
at 2018-12-11T05:45

感覺來到笑版

By Hedda
at 2018-12-15T12:57

一邊化妝一邊流鼻涕，尤其冬天超嚴重
，短短15分鐘就要擤兩次

By Lauren
at 2018-12-18T04:13

沒壓頭的粉底液倒出來太多，超阿雜，
丟掉覺得浪費，倒回去又怕變質

By Caitlin
at 2018-12-21T06:32

過敏人再推擤鼻涕QQ

By Tom
at 2018-12-23T10:22

眼線液筆分岔

By Mia
at 2018-12-24T13:35

睫毛膏弄髒眼皮

By Hazel
at 2018-12-25T02:15

睫毛膏+1，刷下睫毛我超容易沾到下眼
瞼，那一刻會真動怒(握拳)

By Lily
at 2018-12-27T08:59

睫毛膏沾到眼皮，尤其是刷頭刷到眼
睛，超痛啊啊啊啊啊

By Jacky
at 2018-12-31T22:56

眉筆轉太長斷掉（理智線也跟著斷）

By Anthony
at 2019-01-04T05:17

眼線膠當萬金油太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈

By Agnes
at 2019-01-04T22:43

萬金油那個XDD

By Vanessa
at 2019-01-09T08:51

邊上底妝邊因為過敏不斷的擤鼻涕上

By Charlie
at 2019-01-14T06:57

了又擦掉掉了又上

By Aaliyah
at 2019-01-14T20:02

底妝剛上好想擤鼻涕超崩潰

By Frederic
at 2019-01-16T04:36

化完妝後鼻子癢眼睛癢想楺不能揉超痛
苦QQQQ

By Frederic
at 2019-01-16T21:59

87樓是怎樣啦XDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2019-01-20T22:17

趕時間，是要怎麼心平氣和的化妝XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-22T10:27

手抖了一下，眼線歪掉QQ

By Aaliyah
at 2019-01-24T07:33

萬金油是怎樣啦XDDDDD還剛好在87樓XD

By Caitlin
at 2019-01-27T01:00

上底妝時因為吹電扇細細的一、兩根髮
絲一直吹到臉上黏住超煩

By Edith
at 2019-01-29T14:13

化妝品的外盒有粉痕超不能忍受

By Frederica
at 2019-02-02T18:23

睫毛膏刷到眼皮！！！

By Daph Bay
at 2019-02-05T08:26

萬金油太好笑了XD

By Caitlin
at 2019-02-08T22:23

新買的腮紅不小心被指甲劃過

By Elizabeth
at 2019-02-11T03:12

眼線剛畫完還沒乾就打噴嚏...完整破壞
已經畫好的眼影...

By Oliver
at 2019-02-11T07:59

化完底妝忘記擦防曬崩潰

By Doris
at 2019-02-13T18:43

萬金油笑到全身肥肉抖動

By Enid
at 2019-02-15T22:51

這篇太好笑了，大概有九成都曾經發生過XD

By Xanthe
at 2019-02-20T09:18

眼線膠當萬金油你贏了XDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2019-02-21T00:30

專櫃試完ok買回家暗沈大爆痘的粉底

By Jacob
at 2019-02-22T06:19

趕赴重要約會但新買的睫毛膏太濕會結塊

By Mary
at 2019-02-22T07:33

出國完全忘記帶化妝包最崩潰

By Caroline
at 2019-02-25T03:52

粉底碎

By Agnes
at 2019-02-26T11:58

萬金油那個87就是我開燈看到整個超崩
潰哈哈哈哈

By Una
at 2019-02-26T22:50

底妝跟保養打架

By Olive
at 2019-03-03T19:09

網購iope的月蝕口紅，結果香味太濃，每次擦
完都想吐

By Elma
at 2019-03-05T04:37

上述遇過8成...最痛恨忘記戴隱形眼鏡

By Edwina
at 2019-03-06T23:55

邊化妝邊過敏...

By Anthony
at 2019-03-09T13:08

唇筆太用力打開結果刮到膏體本身還有沒
拿好唇筆掉下去骨折...

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-03-11T07:31

腮紅膏蓋子斷掉完全不想再拿出來用

By Hazel
at 2019-03-12T06:01

忘記沒蓋蓋子徒手捏爛新唇膏

By Agnes
at 2019-03-16T10:54

上了睫毛膏的睫毛毀了畫好的眼影

By Kumar
at 2019-03-20T23:39

我都睫毛膏最後化如果不小心弄髒
妝會很崩潰怎麼補都不好看

By Zenobia
at 2019-03-25T08:11

萬金油哈哈哈哈

By Ethan
at 2019-03-28T08:40

塗上最喜歡的唇釉結果發現它變質，
搭配它啊（抱頭崩潰

By Steve
at 2019-03-29T18:28

嘴唇超級麻，可是當天的妝就是為了

By Olga
at 2019-04-01T06:17

萬金油這個有好笑ＸＤＤＤＤＤ

By William
at 2019-04-05T06:16

剛補妝就白芝麻+1

By David
at 2019-04-07T10:39

睫毛膏沾到眼皮定妝沒定好

By Hamiltion
at 2019-04-09T16:39

推文笑到沒力超有畫面XD

By Kyle
at 2019-04-10T19:39

鼻頭太乾脫皮睫毛膏沾到眼皮都很討厭

By Dinah
at 2019-04-15T08:18

上完完美底妝後臉開始那邊癢這邊癢

By Robert
at 2019-04-19T14:34

剛畫好妝就脫妝

By Queena
at 2019-04-22T20:25

認真保養用心上完底妝之後發現大浮粉

By Jake
at 2019-04-24T16:45

Nars高潮外盒莫名變黏黏的，沾到其他
粉，濕布還擦不乾淨

By Lily
at 2019-04-27T09:07

塑膠蓋破掉唇膏直接在包裡被搗爛

By Margaret
at 2019-05-01T16:16

剛買只用了一兩次的眉筆，從三分之二
處斷掉...

By Genevieve
at 2019-05-04T21:15

87樓哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Jack
at 2019-05-08T17:41

睫毛膏沒弄好

By William
at 2019-05-12T05:25

頭髮黏在剛上完唇蜜的嘴上

By Faithe
at 2019-05-13T01:53

每次化妝都會被兔毛毀容...

By Andy
at 2019-05-17T06:13

遇水白濁！

By Enid
at 2019-05-18T17:37

好用但蓋子破裂的唇膏，因為也不可能單
買到唇膏去替換

By Susan
at 2019-05-22T01:18

粉餅碎了最煩躁

By Victoria
at 2019-05-26T03:58

剛買新唇膏轉出來就刮到側面不影響使用
但也弄不掉

By James
at 2019-05-30T09:16

唇頰霜的蓋子斷裂後，鮮紅膏體在我包包裡翻
滾

By Anthony
at 2019-06-01T02:22

睫毛膏沾到隱形眼鏡上面...

By Erin
at 2019-06-05T17:36

口紅的蓋子不見

By Lydia
at 2019-06-06T09:26

起床的時候過敏一邊化妝一邊流鼻涕...

By Tracy
at 2019-06-10T16:04

管狀遮瑕膏一直噴出來，明明關緊了還是一

By Yuri
at 2019-06-13T09:09

直漏沾的其他化妝品都髒髒的

By Bennie
at 2019-06-14T19:27

絕對是貓毛...

By Hamiltion
at 2019-06-16T03:47

不知道遮瑕膏的開啟方式，結果讓一坨直
接葛在蓋子底部

By Christine
at 2019-06-21T03:01

用到貼片後....沾不到邊邊.....

By Queena
at 2019-06-24T00:47

*鐵

By Wallis
at 2019-06-26T04:32

過敏人剛上完妝就馬上哈啾+1 每次
都很想把鼻子砍掉重練

By Quintina
at 2019-06-29T09:24

眉筆一直失蹤只好一直重買

By Elizabeth
at 2019-06-30T11:29

萬金油超好笑XDDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2019-07-04T19:01

眉筆剛買就畫斷好幾次從此以後不買細眉
筆
畫完眼妝結果一直流眼油打哈欠

By Hamiltion
at 2019-07-05T11:47

指甲刺到眼影

By John
at 2019-07-07T13:25

補妝結果底妝越補越結塊

By Damian
at 2019-07-12T07:41

要戴新隱眼結果一個瞬間掉到地上找不到

By Thomas
at 2019-07-14T12:18

Dior氣墊粉底裡面氣墊被女兒拿來擦
木地板超難清兩顆蕊都一樣的命運

By Quanna
at 2019-07-17T12:16

眉粉也到公司就被汗水沖掉了

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