Visee唇頰彩滅門慘案 - 美妝

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-06T11:03

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大家好<(_ _)>

這篇是標題有點聳動的抱怨文

早上在擠滿人的公車上，突然很想照鏡子檢查眼妝有沒有被雨水淋濕

依照往常慣例把手伸到包包的小夾層...

咦?!不太對勁

怎麼軟軟溼溼的

伸出來的瞬間差點嚇壞

"食指和中指沾滿了紅色膏狀物"...
"食指和中指沾滿了紅色膏狀物"...
"食指和中指沾滿了紅色膏狀物"...

站在我旁邊的一位小姐好像有看到，眼睛瞪很大看著我的手

當下沒有想到是什麼原因造成的

尷尬的趕緊拿衛生紙擦掉，還卡了一堆在指縫QAQ

看著車窗外的大雨，低頭思索自己早上是不是有經過案發現場

到了公司趕緊把包包打開檢查

不開則已，一開驚人！！

http://i.imgur.com/rG67EKc.jpg

突然想到上個月用不到10次的Visee唇頰彩蓋子斷了

原本是買來當緊急備用的腮紅，所以斷了之後繼續把它蓋起來不理會

誰知道它就挑這一天爆開了QAQ

把包包夾層裡的屍塊(?)一個個拿出來

http://i.imgur.com/59uR3ST.jpg

先把死相沒那麼慘烈的東西擦乾淨

接著來挑戰死相最悽慘的...

http://i.imgur.com/MymNHb3.jpg

頭部墜地腦漿爆裂的居然是Jo Malone小香，而且是我最愛的香味

◢▆▅▄▃-崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰-▃▄▅▆◣

◢▆▅▄▃-崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰-▃▄▅▆◣

◢▆▅▄▃-崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰-▃▄▅▆◣

捧起碎掉的玻璃心，打起精神把外部擦乾淨

不過還是有一坨卡在噴嘴內部，只好把他們噴出來

http://i.imgur.com/XUJhJHV.jpg

嗯... 是一個噴香水附帶腮紅補妝的概念(?)

後來決定乾脆把噴嘴拔下來清

但是就在開心的清完準備把噴嘴用力的壓回瓶身的瞬間

香水噴到眼睛裡了呀 ◢▆▅▄▃-崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰-▃▄▅▆◣

原來被香水噴到眼睛是熱熱的感覺呀～原來是這樣(好孩子不要學)

就這樣忙了一個早上，怨恨的把兇手扔到垃圾桶

BYE BYE～我的Visee Q.Q

http://i.imgur.com/rmvgoM2.jpg

Tags: 美妝

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By Madame
at 2016-01-07T22:53

好慘啊......

By Connor
at 2016-01-12T15:45

好慘烈......連usb都不放過

By James
at 2016-01-12T18:34

對不起原po我笑了給你拍拍

By Zanna
at 2016-01-14T05:07

好慘烈囧

By John
at 2016-01-15T14:11

這塊印泥好兇狠阿!!!

By Erin
at 2016-01-18T13:44

你應該用它寫給慘字

By Sandy
at 2016-01-22T13:05

好多隨身碟

By Dinah
at 2016-01-22T21:42

天啊好慘我一定不要帶這塊出門（握拳）

By Audriana
at 2016-01-24T23:39

還號我都不敢帶出門…

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-01-28T16:14

好驚人之前也有一篇蠻慘烈的

By Robert
at 2016-01-28T18:11

印泥還比較不會這樣搞你XDD

By Doris
at 2016-02-01T21:58

香水的那張案發現場照看起來真的好慘喔

By Hazel
at 2016-02-02T02:40

整理辛苦了。

By Candice
at 2016-02-06T16:06

真的好慘。。。拍拍

By Dinah
at 2016-02-10T06:02

天啊拍拍

By George
at 2016-02-14T02:18

好慘自從上一篇討論出現各種慘案已經
不把visee帶出門了哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-02-17T05:44

只能拍拍（幫擦淚）

By Bethany
at 2016-02-19T18:29

頭插在裡面超好笑..對不起..

By Elvira
at 2016-02-21T04:07

可怕… 這個實在不應帶出門

By Eden
at 2016-02-25T22:34

好慘啊奔潰

By Regina
at 2016-02-27T15:06

想到包包要清理比滅門來得煩躁（？）

By Blanche
at 2016-02-29T04:10

哈哈哈對不起原po,但我笑慘了

By Elvira
at 2016-03-04T12:22

推JM！沉香佛手柑同好！

By Noah
at 2016-03-04T16:43

好慘，可是噴到眼睛我笑了對不起XD

By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-05T21:20

笑慘+1 拍拍

By Ula
at 2016-03-07T06:35

印泥XDD

By George
at 2016-03-12T05:25

有新的香水膏了XD

By Dora
at 2016-03-16T13:48

天哪拍拍，看來以後帶出門要放在夾鏈

By Faithe
at 2016-03-19T14:11

袋避免悲劇了

By Mia
at 2016-03-24T09:30

a"斷"那篇爆文也是有夠精彩

By Audriana
at 2016-03-24T20:01

變成印泥了，不要丟掉啊，拿回來當印
泥是用，要環保啊！

By Kumar
at 2016-03-24T23:31

蓋子真的不堅固，我沒帶出門，放家裡

By Frederic
at 2016-03-28T14:47

用！也是壞掉！

By Ethan
at 2016-03-30T22:18

插好插滿讓我噴飯XDD

By Yuri
at 2016-04-02T23:02

插好插滿XDDD

By Joe
at 2016-04-03T06:58

天啊超慘......還好我都不補妝的（

By Zanna
at 2016-04-06T07:51

知道蓋子壞掉的化妝品，不另外放還和喜歡
的東西放一起，怪誰？？

By Ida
at 2016-04-09T16:08

好慘烈啊......原po拍拍

By Sarah
at 2016-04-11T07:03

這故事告訴我們原本的外盒不要丟，裝在
裡面攜帶比較安全

By Jacky
at 2016-04-13T21:01

壞了一塊腮紅膏，得到一個新印泥

By Ula
at 2016-04-16T01:20

我的visee也一樣發生慘案...

By Agatha
at 2016-04-16T13:14

好多usb (重點錯

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-19T15:10

超像印泥昂!

By Queena
at 2016-04-23T04:29

XDD

By Charlotte
at 2016-04-26T01:18

覺得可怕！！我是否該把visee也放在家

By Hedwig
at 2016-04-29T20:52

好慘QAQ拍拍～但真的長得好像印泥

By Agnes
at 2016-05-04T18:30

好慘囧

By Kristin
at 2016-05-05T13:13

還噴到眼睛禍不單行啊

By Zenobia
at 2016-05-06T10:27

抱歉,噴到眼睛我笑了XD原po拍拍~

By Eden
at 2016-05-07T05:38

雖然很慘可是好好笑哦真是抱歉XD

By Hedwig
at 2016-05-08T05:18

好可怕...十足有警惕作用

By Steve
at 2016-05-11T09:11

插好插滿是甚麼概念啦?厚~笑屎XDD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-15T07:28

原po拍拍，都上色了啊2016一定順的

By Olivia
at 2016-05-15T16:15

香水看了好心痛啊～～～

By Isla
at 2016-05-16T22:23

形容的好有畫面…這顆真的不適合帶出

By Eartha
at 2016-05-19T08:23

門啊～～

By Jack
at 2016-05-23T05:05

拍拍好慘

By John
at 2016-05-27T14:22

原po拍拍，但文章很好笑哈哈

By Wallis
at 2016-05-28T20:59

我也曾經被香水噴過眼睛根本只是想拿起
來聞看看結果右手無意識的下壓......（
馬揪很痛～～～

By Mason
at 2016-06-02T08:21

真的好像印泥耶..

By Blanche
at 2016-06-04T03:11

好滅火XDD

By Kumar
at 2016-06-06T05:26

慘～～～

By Frederic
at 2016-06-10T00:34

原來是印泥，我還以為是唇頰霜呢XD

By Dinah
at 2016-06-10T19:34

好慘

By Valerie
at 2016-06-11T02:08

好慘，，好奇那個金蓋子的是什麼東

By Frederica
at 2016-06-14T10:07

西呀？

By Robert
at 2016-06-15T05:37

我以後也不要帶它出門了XD

By Annie
at 2016-06-20T05:21

我不敢帶出門了放在家裡

By Caitlin
at 2016-06-21T18:32

插好插滿，紅的發紫！

By Ursula
at 2016-06-22T17:06

被認出了哈哈是好團員！不過我記得雅

By Hazel
at 2016-06-22T20:47

勻也把Carli彩盤摔碎了一塊，所以最好
也不要帶出門喔XDDD(奸笑

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-23T21:41

噴式腮紅還香香的XD原po拍拍

By Robert
at 2016-06-25T04:25

超慘！拍拍

By Christine
at 2016-06-26T13:35

小香超慘......

By Thomas
at 2016-06-28T13:58

好慘烈的包包，Jo Malone變這樣我會崩

By Ivy
at 2016-06-28T23:49

潰啊啊

By Queena
at 2016-06-30T10:40

天啊給你拍拍真的好慘

By Andy
at 2016-07-03T08:41

還好我都用束口袋裝起來=口=

By Dora
at 2016-07-08T08:16

拿小夾鏈袋裝起來我都這樣裝蜜粉腮紅

By Caroline
at 2016-07-09T23:55

天阿真的好慘原波拍拍

By Kama
at 2016-07-13T08:35

天啊......給你一個大拍拍><

By Zanna
at 2016-07-17T04:47

以後有這種情形就用夾鏈袋吧拍拍

By Bennie
at 2016-07-17T16:20

拍拍以後帶出門要裝夾鏈袋了

By Blanche
at 2016-07-20T21:55

決定以後不帶出門惹，給你拍拍～

By Noah
at 2016-07-25T04:13

好印泥的感覺~

By Regina
at 2016-07-25T16:57

再也不敢帶他出門了QQ

By Linda
at 2016-07-29T14:51

插好插滿的概念(?)笑歪了我

By Faithe
at 2016-08-02T12:44

我的visee唇頰pk4的蓋子也斷了!!!崩潰~

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-06T13:25

而且我都把他放在我的抽屜裡沒有帶出門
它的蓋子真的好脆弱

By Joe
at 2016-08-08T10:13

死的好慘啊

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-09T04:52

我的也斷過但我又裝回去過耶！！

By Odelette
at 2016-08-13T10:09

拍拍...

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-15T02:42

對不起看到倒插進去我笑了

By Joe
at 2016-08-19T00:34

莫名對香水生火了www

By Candice
at 2016-08-20T21:25

這個真的好慘烈阿...

By John
at 2016-08-24T00:20

好慘啊......給你拍拍

By Liam
at 2016-08-24T02:29

好市多的牙線我也有（擺錯重點）

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-28T23:06

我的也被我摔斷過但我裝回去時有喀一
比較安全^^

By Charlotte
at 2016-08-31T18:40

聲!但之後外出我都裝在外盒塑膠殼裡

By Ida
at 2016-08-31T22:48

我放家裡沒帶出門過，也斷了，用不到10
次，什麼爛包裝

By Hedy
at 2016-09-01T17:28

好可憐喔~給你秀秀

By Queena
at 2016-09-05T15:24

我有噴過臉上XDD最近還嚇一跳

By Adele
at 2016-09-10T03:35

好可憐喔對不起還是笑了

By Ursula
at 2016-09-11T01:37

還好我沒衝動買這個...看到這畫面我會
大抓狂

By Puput
at 2016-09-13T06:06

天啊，好慘吶～～

By Jacky
at 2016-09-18T05:56

香水噴到眼睛XDDD笑到肚子好痛

By Damian
at 2016-09-22T15:44

對不起我狂笑XDD 好慘

By Charlotte
at 2016-09-26T04:56

好像印泥哦XD

By Eden
at 2016-09-27T02:18

推jomalone最愛黑石榴

By William
at 2016-09-29T07:20

慘烈啊......

By Zora
at 2016-10-01T00:41

不曉得是不是真的可以當印泥用XD 這
塊真的無法帶出門QQ

By Charlie
at 2016-10-01T10:03

蓋在紙上會糊不會乾

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-01T17:21

好崩潰喔原po拍拍

By Jacob
at 2016-10-06T09:58

好可怕哦......可是好像印泥哈哈哈哈

By Isla
at 2016-10-08T00:06

已笑倒XD

By Callum
at 2016-10-09T00:33

下午看到覺得不可思議晚上我的visee也滅門
了!!!!

By Audriana
at 2016-10-10T02:10

天啊超慘的

By Leila
at 2016-10-10T21:13

插好插滿…我知道你很難過但我不爭氣的笑
了…對不起…

By Bethany
at 2016-10-12T12:00

慘了我笑超大聲的XDDD

By Eden
at 2016-10-12T15:03

對不起，我笑了XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2016-10-15T21:40

我也有腮紅碎裂在化妝包的經驗...夾層用

By Sandy
at 2016-10-20T04:09

卸妝液或卸妝油試試！

By Selena
at 2016-10-22T19:10

噴到眼睛那邊忍不住笑了XDDD

By Sandy
at 2016-10-26T11:49

哈哈哈好慘,是我再也不想看到這商品了

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-26T18:06

下次要準備夾鏈袋才能帶visee出門了
而且莫名被沈香佛手柑燒到XDDDDD

By Steve
at 2016-10-27T19:13

求原PO最愛的JO香是哪款（重點大誤XD）

By Freda
at 2016-10-29T10:21

可憐的jm

By Carol
at 2016-10-30T15:57

超崩潰～被佛手柑燒到+1 XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-04T10:26

哈哈~插好插滿好好笑XD 不過看到有

By Elvira
at 2016-11-08T14:29

人好兇..不要這樣嘛~~~~

By Sarah
at 2016-11-09T13:19

超慘.. 好險包包不是皮的沒辦法洗啊

By Valerie
at 2016-11-14T06:10

好好笑XD,ps推薦大家用小夾鏈袋裝vise
e

By Franklin
at 2016-11-18T00:16

整個噴笑

By Aaliyah
at 2016-11-20T06:04

我的外盒沒丟，用不到5次也斷

By Christine
at 2016-11-23T01:18

對不起我笑了給你拍拍

By Lily
at 2016-11-24T04:47

對不起笑了

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-11-25T07:15

討厭洗包包+1

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-11-28T09:49

真想用visee的屍塊幫原po寫個“慘”字…
…

By Mary
at 2016-12-01T19:26

蓋子真的很爛

By Rachel
at 2016-12-04T01:47

同情給推...

By Tracy
at 2016-12-06T19:47

謝謝大家QAQ

By Hedda
at 2016-12-07T23:41

噴到眼睛那段我的嘴角失守了

By Quintina
at 2016-12-10T15:58

哈哈哈哈哈笑慘+1

By Ophelia
at 2016-12-15T06:59

之前剛買的高絲眼影，一打開也是早就斷了
。visee粉盒放在包包裡也是碎了好幾塊

Visee唇頰彩滅門慘案 - 美妝

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