墜樓身亡的美妝蛋 - 美妝

By Zora
at 2017-06-13T11:43

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就在我拿到貴桑桑的beautyblender
開心的用了兩次驚艷的感覺後
聽說蛋蛋本人不好照顧
也在大創買了個偽蛋架
http://i.imgur.com/VDoGM2o.jpg

讓他曬曬日光浴

結果收進來的時候發現被撞掉下去了...
蛋蛋墜樓了...
http://i.imgur.com/K34Qe1F.jpg

掉在樓下窗台格外顯眼！

我心已碎！

另外我昨天上完粉底用蛋蛋沾了之前冰起來太紅的腮紅
意外薄透好看耶～

好想想辦法把他撿回來唷（泣）
《更新》
好吧我承認我真的很瘋狂
也滿蠢的

我一心想救我我的蛋不管今天是不是會在收到一顆

首先備妥工具
需要的工具有線曬衣桿很黏的膠帶
還有一顆一定要成功的心
還有不怕被鄰居看到偷笑的眼光
（不過就是一顆蛋嗎？）
http://i.imgur.com/PEQyA59.jpg

一定要黏著他
http://i.imgur.com/RBuQV36.jpg

就在我黏到他掉下來數次不斷強大我的釣竿（？）
我成功了！
蛋蛋我想你！
http://i.imgur.com/M9MGvlG.jpg

用力洗乾淨又是一顆好蛋～
謝謝大家看完這場鬧劇
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Tags: 美妝粉底

All Comments

By Margaret
at 2017-06-18T11:22

看完我覺得果然還是用洗衣袋裝最保險

By Isla
at 2017-06-19T23:47

天啊好慘...XDD

By Dinah
at 2017-06-23T15:45

啊好可惜qqq

By Franklin
at 2017-06-27T12:20

看著他日曬雨淋會更難過

By Anthony
at 2017-07-02T01:51

這感覺超心痛的啊～

By Freda
at 2017-07-03T19:06

我用無印的一款中空起泡網，掛到衣架上在苜
在風扇前吹整晚，也很快乾唷

By Una
at 2017-07-04T21:44

看能不能借到長型竹竿漁網去撈看看勒？

By Faithe
at 2017-07-05T19:12

http://i.imgur.com/VK2H69k.jpg

By Doris
at 2017-07-07T03:21

倒水把蛋蛋沖到樓下就能撿了哈

By Doris
at 2017-07-07T06:56

好驚悚的標題！！！

By Linda
at 2017-07-08T21:34

我也是用洗衣袋晾比較安心

By Charlie
at 2017-07-12T05:40

蛋蛋的哀傷……

By Ingrid
at 2017-07-16T14:35

如果是我就算去借起重機也要撿回來啊！
！！

By Olga
at 2017-07-17T01:27

好可憐可是好好笑

By Madame
at 2017-07-18T15:53

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Damian
at 2017-07-19T22:53

起重機!！蛋蛋的哀傷～

By Connor
at 2017-07-20T14:41

要下大雨了...應該很快就會離開你的視線

By Catherine
at 2017-07-23T11:40

另外，我覺得美妝蛋不一定能"曬太陽"欸
這種東西曬多了應該會提早結束壽命吧

By Elma
at 2017-07-25T06:55

住在通風的地方或是有冷氣的地方反而比較好

By Caitlin
at 2017-07-27T06:58

蛋蛋是多重需要起重機xdddd

By Noah
at 2017-07-27T18:36

不能曬太陽通風陰乾比較好

By Isabella
at 2017-07-28T14:11

接水管用水沖下去阿，但要樓下的地方你
能進去

By Elvira
at 2017-07-30T02:19

默哀

By Olive
at 2017-08-01T06:45

躺在那裡看起來好可憐XD

By Blanche
at 2017-08-02T04:56

內文和推文都好好笑XDDD

By Steve
at 2017-08-06T14:49

萬一要去撿請注意安全喔！

By Annie
at 2017-08-07T16:58

By Vanessa
at 2017-08-10T08:05

好可憐可是推文內文都好好笑！！

By Isla
at 2017-08-12T07:45

拍拍QQ推文XDD

By Anthony
at 2017-08-17T05:34

明明很可憐看到推文都笑了！！

By Heather
at 2017-08-17T08:19

成功拯救蛋蛋公主!!!之後要好好看管
她XDD

By Connor
at 2017-08-19T06:11

拍拍手!! 地表最強救援!!

By Queena
at 2017-08-20T04:19

太強惹啦wwwwwww

By Hazel
at 2017-08-21T00:33

快笑死了！原po好可愛！！！

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-08-22T11:23

超狂

By Gary
at 2017-08-26T08:11

好奇蛋蛋又往下掉的話那裡是人家的屋頂
嗎？(鐵皮的

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-28T21:14

哈哈哈救援太可愛了

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-30T20:11

天啊怎麼黏的也太猛XDD

By Elizabeth
at 2017-09-04T06:22

這孤蛋躺陽臺的畫面有笑到XD

By Zenobia
at 2017-09-06T06:52

笑了恭喜救回蛋 XD

By Gilbert
at 2017-09-10T13:43

好感人嗚嗚救援成功!!

By Zora
at 2017-09-11T11:16

覺得感動

By Jake
at 2017-09-11T19:36

太感人的救援了

By Zora
at 2017-09-16T02:27

恭喜救援成功！！

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-09-18T13:38

救到了!!!替原po感到開心~*

By Madame
at 2017-09-20T17:24

救回來超好笑XDDDD

By Una
at 2017-09-24T20:49

好厲害xD很黏的膠帶可以推薦一下嗎

By Hamiltion
at 2017-09-29T00:06

太好笑啦～原po救蛋的心好堅定

By Frederica
at 2017-10-02T03:16

借起重機的錢都不知道可以買幾顆蛋了

By Blanche
at 2017-10-03T08:22

By Jake
at 2017-10-06T22:20

整個笑歪XDDD

By Catherine
at 2017-10-09T11:28

未看先猜是duct tape, 而且還真的是 XD

By Oliver
at 2017-10-09T17:01

好可愛哈哈哈哈

By Freda
at 2017-10-09T18:26

救上來太厲害了XDDDDD

By John
at 2017-10-13T10:20

好強忍不住給推

By Kelly
at 2017-10-14T03:39

一般家庭怎麼會有這種膠帶XD

By John
at 2017-10-15T03:39

讚嘆膠帶，感恩膠帶!!!XD恭喜成功救援

By Zenobia
at 2017-10-17T09:01

蛋蛋回家~

By Gilbert
at 2017-10-18T23:29

這只能推了XDDDD

By Robert
at 2017-10-21T03:24

推XDDDDD 恭喜拯救蛋蛋成功

By Ina
at 2017-10-21T16:24

太感人了, 世紀大重逢..XD

By Frederica
at 2017-10-24T14:14

哈哈

By Susan
at 2017-10-27T13:16

XDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2017-10-28T03:15

推把蛋救回來的心！要是我也一定要成功
救回啊！

By Oliver
at 2017-10-31T12:36

我都用廚房濾網裝在夾著晾乾

By Oliver
at 2017-11-02T12:37

恭喜推XDD感覺可以轉笨版了XDD

By Aaliyah
at 2017-11-04T12:57

絕地救援蛋蛋篇XDDDD

By Hazel
at 2017-11-08T16:06

恭喜蛋蛋拯救成功

By Elizabeth
at 2017-11-13T05:26

恭喜哈哈哈哈哈

By Poppy
at 2017-11-14T16:34

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈救援成功推

By Lily
at 2017-11-16T11:31

天啊你救回來了人蛋團圓了

By Zenobia
at 2017-11-18T14:11

蛋蛋的即刻救援成功！

By Gilbert
at 2017-11-22T05:51

哈哈哈不知道為什麼看完覺得好勵志!

By Hedy
at 2017-11-26T15:06

原po好可愛哈哈哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-11-28T14:43

溫馨XD

By Emily
at 2017-12-02T18:39

救命啊我整個大笑XDDD

By Irma
at 2017-12-06T15:20

恭喜搶救成功！

By Connor
at 2017-12-11T14:27

XDDDD

By Emily
at 2017-12-13T13:37

即刻救援4

By Andy
at 2017-12-13T20:24

妳是救回Wilson的湯姆漢克斯(背景音
樂請下)

By Michael
at 2017-12-14T03:00

搶救好可愛啊XDD這兩天終於買BB蛋來用了

By Caitlin
at 2017-12-17T13:02

真的好軟喔～那觸感我是用廚房水槽濾網晾
乾

By Necoo
at 2017-12-19T18:11

哈哈哈哈太有趣了佩服

By Catherine
at 2017-12-24T12:57

恭喜搶救成功

By Jake
at 2017-12-26T14:31

推妳的恆心毅力

By Bennie
at 2017-12-27T01:46

膠帶會大賣

By Jake
at 2017-12-28T21:53

即刻救蛋

By Caitlin
at 2017-12-30T20:51

救回來XDDD

By Kyle
at 2017-12-31T15:27

哈哈哈原po好可愛XDDDD

By Heather
at 2018-01-05T15:04

太有趣了哈哈！恭喜搶救成功

By James
at 2018-01-09T02:24

好厲害，恭喜搶救成功xD

By Tom
at 2018-01-13T04:40

釣魚太好笑！

By Callum
at 2018-01-15T15:21

恭喜XDDD

By Dorothy
at 2018-01-19T00:22

恭喜救到XD

By Franklin
at 2018-01-23T18:52

太好笑了！恭喜！

By Ina
at 2018-01-23T21:47

原po超強

By Wallis
at 2018-01-25T12:01

天才小釣手(?

By Madame
at 2018-01-26T12:35

哈哈哈哈哈恭喜救援成功XD

By Yuri
at 2018-01-26T22:26

恭喜的！！

By Megan
at 2018-01-31T06:56

XDDDDDDD

By Agatha
at 2018-02-05T05:30

恭喜救援成功XDDD

By Ethan
at 2018-02-08T02:04

我以為我上次把我的植物推下去已經夠慘了

By Lucy
at 2018-02-08T19:42

((遠目XD

By Ursula
at 2018-02-12T12:32

噴笑！！

By Joseph
at 2018-02-14T09:39

有笑有推～恭喜蛋蛋回到你身邊

By Dinah
at 2018-02-15T07:22

推不離不棄啊

By James
at 2018-02-17T03:46

好好笑看原波的文字好舒壓

By Ursula
at 2018-02-17T16:24

哈哈哈哈，恭喜你喔！

By Hardy
at 2018-02-21T23:51

好好笑

By Jacky
at 2018-02-25T12:09

太強大了，原po好可愛哈哈哈

By Ivy
at 2018-02-27T23:05

應該要拍救援影片的！

By Liam
at 2018-02-28T17:48

天啊掉下去也太崩潰！

By Zora
at 2018-03-01T11:42

超好笑

By Olivia
at 2018-03-05T08:08

超好笑XD

By Madame
at 2018-03-05T20:35

做釣竿太好笑了xDDD

By Ethan
at 2018-03-08T21:14

XDD 看完好想要超黏膠帶~~~

By Dorothy
at 2018-03-09T09:24

恭喜XD

By Charlie
at 2018-03-13T15:21

居然是用大力膠，無敵好用的膠帶

By Joe
at 2018-03-16T18:59

笑到不行幸好有釣回來

By Audriana
at 2018-03-20T00:53

放在那裡很危險耶！會滾蛋，可以在上面

By Poppy
at 2018-03-20T13:24

放厚且大面積的木頭

By Rosalind
at 2018-03-24T15:13

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Xanthe
at 2018-03-24T16:17

太強了吧超好笑XDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2018-03-29T14:14

笑死XDDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2018-04-01T01:46

覺得可以轉笨版，恭喜原po跟蛋團圓了

By Audriana
at 2018-04-03T21:23

恭喜救到了啊XDDDDDX

By Emma
at 2018-04-04T01:16

掉到窗台噴笑XDDDDD 可是撿回來感覺蛋蛋

By Susan
at 2018-04-04T22:09

會很髒耶

By Kristin
at 2018-04-05T22:54

終於團圓了

By Lydia
at 2018-04-10T03:33

笑到崩潰XDDDDD 恭喜原po!

By Mia
at 2018-04-13T18:25

好可愛XDDD

By Freda
at 2018-04-17T11:58

原po太可愛哈哈，恭喜救回

By Poppy
at 2018-04-17T15:59

好好笑好像連載漫畫XD

By Enid
at 2018-04-18T07:23

好好笑！恭喜～～

By Andy
at 2018-04-18T11:13

強大!!

By Anthony
at 2018-04-21T18:12

哈哈恭喜

By Lily
at 2018-04-22T19:11

Wilson!!!!(吶喊

By Callum
at 2018-04-27T07:37

我之前用過吸塵器吸起來欸，然後去集
塵袋撈出來洗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Dorothy
at 2018-04-29T11:19

超級強!!!

By Elvira
at 2018-05-02T06:32

拯救蛋蛋小夥伴不離不棄耶感人~

By Jake
at 2018-05-03T09:46

超可愛哈哈哈哈哈好好笑XD

By Doris
at 2018-05-04T04:36

為什麼我笑了XD

By Hedda
at 2018-05-06T21:41

XDD

By Liam
at 2018-05-07T12:32

原po是真˙天才小釣手XDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-05-09T00:37

看完這篇文心情很好XD 恭喜失而復得

By Bennie
at 2018-05-12T13:08

還好是happy ending

By Emma
at 2018-05-14T13:26

恭喜XDD

By Adele
at 2018-05-18T15:00

哈哈哈哈哈超有毅力

By Ula
at 2018-05-21T21:31

蛋蛋在那裡真的看起來好可憐

By Hedda
at 2018-05-24T13:47

哈哈哈哈哈真的是天才小釣手

By Dora
at 2018-05-26T23:38

恭喜你XDDD

By Irma
at 2018-05-28T09:18

被膠帶生火...

By Kumar
at 2018-05-29T01:01

笑死推太強大了

By Blanche
at 2018-05-29T13:38

太強哈哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2018-05-31T09:13

好為妳感到感動！！！

By Yuri
at 2018-06-04T20:51

看標題想說蛋蛋也不會骨折撿起來就好了
原來是撿不到哈哈哈

By Michael
at 2018-06-08T16:31

這都什麼鬼啦哈哈哈哈

By Freda
at 2018-06-08T23:47

哈哈哈哈推原po好會釣

By Anthony
at 2018-06-13T03:34

神釣手4ni XDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2018-06-16T16:10

太好笑哈哈哈哈

By Robert
at 2018-06-17T04:50

海綿屬塑料製品，曬太陽會加快裂解
速率

By Anthony
at 2018-06-19T13:37

感覺超難黏XD

By Hedy
at 2018-06-22T18:22

推原po救援成功xdd

By Queena
at 2018-06-23T07:07

恭喜妳！可以回家真是太好了！

By Agnes
at 2018-06-23T13:52

好可愛救蛋蛋記實XD

By Callum
at 2018-06-24T05:35

XDDDDD

By Regina
at 2018-06-28T06:10

原po太可愛XD恭喜你成功救援蛋蛋！

By Dora
at 2018-07-01T14:44

哇哈哈哈哈厲害！！

By Hardy
at 2018-07-05T09:56

被看到丟臉是一時蛋要幾百大洋啊

By Enid
at 2018-07-07T01:05

真愛救援！！！

By Thomas
at 2018-07-10T14:18

膠帶生火了!!!

By Leila
at 2018-07-11T07:03

蛋蛋的哀傷XDDD

By Poppy
at 2018-07-13T20:00

恭喜救援成功！

By Steve
at 2018-07-14T16:19

恭喜救援成功～

By Leila
at 2018-07-15T03:31

太好笑了到底在幹麻XDDD

By Mason
at 2018-07-17T20:09

在公車上笑出來哈哈哈哈哈原po好可愛

By Megan
at 2018-07-18T07:48

太偉大了如果是我我也會～～

By Ursula
at 2018-07-22T17:35

真的厲害人的潛力果真無窮

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-07-24T19:56

重逢那刻應該擁吻的

By Joe
at 2018-07-27T18:37

笑屎XDDDD 太可愛了你

By Carol
at 2018-07-27T23:47

才不會忘記你呢!!! 恭喜救援成功XD

By Zora
at 2018-07-29T01:00

恭喜蛋蛋回家哈哈

By Carol
at 2018-07-29T19:13

我快笑死XDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2018-08-03T12:48

做過一樣的事給推我撿的是外套跟KEY

By Noah
at 2018-08-05T06:42

哈哈哈好猛

By Robert
at 2018-08-08T15:13

我快笑死了XDDDDDD太可愛了

By Queena
at 2018-08-12T07:19

蛋蛋回家了

By Brianna
at 2018-08-14T21:27

以為來到笨版XD太好玩了

By Bethany
at 2018-08-17T08:07

根本笨版XD

By Freda
at 2018-08-21T09:47

對不起但是我看完大笑了

By Callum
at 2018-08-26T08:42

耶～差點要RIP了～

By Damian
at 2018-08-28T01:41

原po超可愛XDDD 這篇推文也很好笑

By Erin
at 2018-08-30T08:34

太可愛了

By Anonymous
at 2018-09-03T15:46

笑了XD

By Mia
at 2018-09-04T19:26

有笑有推XD

By Isla
at 2018-09-06T11:08

好悲劇可是我覺得妳超可愛的恭喜妳
救回她XD

墜樓身亡的美妝蛋 - 美妝

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