是宮裡的人容不下她!後宮甄嬛傳.靜白仿妝 - 修容

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2013-02-18T12:06

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網誌慎入

圖文版:http://simour.pixnet.net/blog/post/28447729

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防中風、嗆水、鼻涕倒流之馬賽克



這次算是履行在fb粉絲團玩的遊戲:請網友幫我抓到三百萬HITS的約定......





所以出事就找這個人↑↑↑都她的錯=w=+



好啦,其實不能否認雖然是個小小配角,但靜白的確是個存在感強烈的配角
似乎還榮登年度最想打她臉的角色,可見之惹人厭之程度.........




下場我就不爆雷了,沒看過真煩傳的,就把這篇當成一般的女性老妝分享觀賞吧~
不過個人覺得畫起來很恐怖,請大家斟酌觀賞........... ̄▽ ̄


靜白師太的五官特色:

大外雙眼皮但是看起來鬆弛渙散、蒜頭鼻
不管笑不笑都皺眉頭導致眉宇間有股賤氣
以機車角度微上揚的嘴角、深法令紋、人中明顯



總之就是看起來很欠揍的老臉,以這幾個特點為目標來畫~


用到的東西跟公公妝的類似:



首先,因為我是個大單眼皮,所以先來黏個師太雙(←這蝦毀= =):



用的是ARDELL假睫毛膠,特點在公公妝那篇講過了,在此不贅述



用硬的東西壓出摺痕

              ............不過意料之外的是.................

眼睛變大好多阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(゚Å゚)



看來我老了以後真的要去割個雙眼皮了囧.....................

接下來是法令紋,一樣黏一下:


這張很妖異的竟看起來像個萌大眼妹!!!這到底........( ̄▽ ̄")

然後塗上稍微深色一點的粉底,跟皇上、公公妝用的是一樣的:



嘴唇也要:



接下來是修容跟表情紋的部份:



因為靜白的鼻樑形狀是愈靠近眉毛的地方愈尖,所以用眉粉修出那個形狀
鼻翼也打一點陰影讓鼻形變圓~

眉間的皺紋也畫出來:



眼袋跟眼窩的陰影也要加上去:



其他的紋路就憑感覺,再加一點老人斑、魚尾紋什麼的
然後畫一個上揚得很機車的眉型




就完成了.......














....................


 



 





( ̄? ̄")....................



好啦!!!!!!!!!我跟靜白根本就長得不像嘛!!!!!!!!!!!!!(捶地)
                                結果像周美青(喂)




這大概是半年沒睡好的靜白吧...............(゚Д゚)



(昨天痔瘡又破了有苦說不出,只好再去欺負一下莫愁紓紓壓.....="=)




(欸!你有沒有痔瘡藥?)(被打)


眼睛看別的地方還比較像一點?








我很努力想表現出那個機8的歪嘴,但嘴型實在是差太多了..........









看起來還比較像峽谷旁的山婆婆(誰!?゚Å゚)



就是開車開到一半會出現的那種.......(沒人懂)



「嘿我抓走你家的貓子了,拿十斤貓屎來贖」←這種感覺(依然沒人懂)



............總覺得我老了之後鐵定變成這樣............?????(惡寒)



 
還有話說

看劇的時候,自從靜白出場,其實朕一直深信會有以下的表情變化:















────變成妖尼姑的過程。

             可惜沒有,朕忒失望 ˊ_>ˋ(最好是會有!!!!!!!!=口=)





是說後來發現這種融合了浮腫與乾癟的老臉.......
比任何臉都還適合扮鬼臉阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!( ̄? ̄)










這幾張看起來像被火車輾過..................~_~






是說哪裡像了?...............................=_=



靜白看起來還比我年輕.................(眼神死)




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附錄:

有網友說還是比較喜歡看朕親自下海搞精神分裂易容秀,在此必須分說
其實我會找貓格子小姐一個主因是這樣才可以來個與皇上合體

但後來朕左思右想,覺得那樣其實根本不算是真正的與皇上合體
所以這回的靜白就破個例




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與皇上合體





一半靜白一半皇上( ̄? ̄) (被毆飛)



頭上那個不是貓大便,是眼影不小心沾到,不要再問我了="=



至於為什麼這樣看起來還比較像中風的阿伯,至今仍百思不得其解............




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Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2013-02-19T04:55
頭推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2013-02-20T05:02
我快笑死了XDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2013-02-20T23:05
XD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-02-23T06:33
有笑有堆阿~~希默大太強啦~~~
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2013-02-28T06:12
超像的啊XDDDDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2013-03-03T04:07
超幽默的XDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2013-03-06T08:55
看起來實在太欠扁了~((大誤XD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2013-03-10T19:47
皇上對比之下好帥>///<
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2013-03-14T17:24
推推~
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By Zenobia
at 2013-03-17T15:07
被火車碾過xdd
George avatar
By George
at 2013-03-19T19:16
上班無法笑出聲>~<
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-03-21T19:20
在辦公室笑出來/XDDDD太強了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2013-03-26T12:39
我覺得欠揍的嘴臉看起來很像啊啊啊啊XDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2013-03-28T04:12
為什麼都在上班時po這文!!!太好笑了XDDDD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2013-03-31T09:30
合體是什麼鬼XDDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2013-04-01T05:13
師太失態了 XD
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By Edward Lewis
at 2013-04-04T05:22
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2013-04-06T15:05
合體超好笑XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2013-04-08T17:01
一單一雙那張真的太驚人了!XD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2013-04-08T20:49
竟然合體了!!!!!XD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2013-04-11T03:31
未看先推
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-04-15T02:38
XDDD皇上好帥哦突然
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2013-04-18T07:16
現在緯來靜白正要上場了XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-04-21T15:43
XDD 今天開工,差點爆笑~~~
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By Agnes
at 2013-04-24T11:08
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By Jessica
at 2013-04-24T14:54
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Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-04-28T10:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我都笑醒了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-05-03T05:27
半靜白半皇上超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-05-05T20:06
皇上瞬間變型男!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2013-05-08T17:54
我覺得好像喔!好厲害
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-05-10T21:37
西默超犧牲xdd
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2013-05-14T06:09
哈哈哈希默太有才了啦
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2013-05-18T08:02
哈哈哈,你是正常的人嗎?開工悶了一天,
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2013-05-19T11:09
突然覺得皇上好帥阿
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2013-05-19T21:47
上班偷看真的會出人命~憋笑好痛苦
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By Skylar Davis
at 2013-05-22T02:46
超強大的XDDDDDD
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By Skylar Davis
at 2013-05-24T16:50
笑死我了!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Jake
at 2013-05-28T04:00
XDDDDD天啊
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2013-05-28T21:01
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2013-05-31T07:09
好恐怖喔XDDDDDDD
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By Sierra Rose
at 2013-06-01T18:26
皇上好帥XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2013-06-04T04:23
笑瘋了XDDDDDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-06-07T23:27
靜白特色:不管笑不笑都皺眉頭導致眉宇
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2013-06-08T15:57
間有股賤氣XDDDD 超好笑XDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2013-06-12T14:33
還是很好笑阿XD
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By Irma
at 2013-06-13T16:39
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2013-06-14T00:48
這篇太歡樂了 我笑到被說笑得好難聽
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-06-18T03:01
快笑死了XDDDDDDDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2013-06-22T12:09
領子是絲襪嗎XDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Daph Bay
at 2013-06-26T21:05
哈哈哈最後是因為不像所以自暴自棄嗎
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2013-06-27T03:05
希默的梗一次比一次高階阿XDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2013-06-30T01:34
鬱悶的開工第一天 還好有這篇救贖XDDDDDDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2013-07-04T16:07
合體也太XDDDDDDDD 皇上的確正氣秉然多了XD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2013-07-07T18:46
太好笑了~~大推~~
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2013-07-12T08:53
為什麼皇上比靜白還像呢?
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2013-07-12T12:43
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈,這一系列下來越看越開心
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By Puput
at 2013-07-15T02:01
整個後宮全部都在妳家了啊!!!!!
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By Jacky
at 2013-07-16T11:31
哈哈哈哈哈 害我喝水嗆到XDDDDDDDDD
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By Leila
at 2013-07-21T05:37
其實我覺得有像 只是有皇上陰影XDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2013-07-24T22:04
不得不給妳大推了!!!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2013-07-28T04:44
衣服太有才了XDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2013-07-31T21:41
推.....
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-08-02T19:44
笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDD 希默好讚
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2013-08-03T10:37
XDDD~希默也太強了!請受我一拜~
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2013-08-05T16:16
不過最像的還是皇上(陰影中~) XDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2013-08-07T17:32
連靜白妝都出現了XDDDDDDDDDD我的媽阿XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2013-08-12T11:09
好犧牲~ XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2013-08-13T08:31
xdd
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2013-08-14T10:57
不行!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我笑倒起不來了
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By Bethany
at 2013-08-17T01:53
哈哈哈哈哈
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-08-20T01:37
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太強大了啦!!!
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2013-08-20T14:15
貓子扒開了師太的衣襟!!!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2013-08-22T21:32
我家老爺過來看我笑什麼 瞬間圓寂了XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2013-08-25T14:40
太有才了。
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2013-08-30T10:32
太好笑了XDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-08-31T14:41
天啊真的太強了XDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2013-09-01T20:39
下次也可以來個莫言仿妝了XDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2013-09-03T03:48
笑到快內傷了…XD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2013-09-06T03:23
為什麼每篇笑點都可以這麼多XDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2013-09-10T16:41
帽子是內搭褲XDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2013-09-11T12:19
連靜白都出現了XD 期待對手戲的出現 爆笑
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2013-09-12T07:25
好欠扁!!
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2013-09-14T10:44
太好笑了!!!讚拉
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By Doris
at 2013-09-17T01:26
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDY
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2013-09-21T06:33
看到超模的miss J笑翻
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By Aaliyah
at 2013-09-21T21:08
要切蛇頭嗎...
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-09-26T07:37
我想看簡秋~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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By Ophelia
at 2013-09-27T23:28
打錯了剪秋才對QQ
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-10-02T01:53
太強了~哈哈哈
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-10-06T11:07
笑倒!!肚子好痛XDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2013-10-09T06:09
大半夜的一個人笑得像神經病 XDDD 肚子好痛
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2013-10-11T19:28
XDDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2013-10-11T22:53
太好笑啦!!!
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By Hedy
at 2013-10-12T20:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2013-10-17T17:38
天阿!!!笑到肚子超痛,XDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2013-10-18T21:55
XD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2013-10-22T11:13
哈哈哈哈哈!皇上好
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2013-10-22T16:07
太厲害了!!!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2013-10-23T23:24
哈哈哈 肚子好痛 合體XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2013-10-28T07:54
笑到眼淚流出了啦!

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