櫃姐圈的搶貨聖品清單 - 保養
By Leila
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各位 我是vabg 不喜歡請快左轉出去 不好意思讓您不小心按進來了
不然我怕你會中風again 這樣我會很不好意思。
有圖網誌版於此 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/danny0425/12365157
今天文章,我會清楚解釋這些產品值得你不買包包鞋子的原因,不會只是一般
人告訴你"超保濕~~私心大推~~一定要屯貨喔!啾咪~"我個人會把原因解釋的非常
清楚。
再一次,皮膚爛,臉鳥,背名牌包包也是枉然,因為男人就是會覺得醜,沒人管
你背啥3萬元包還是哪個名牌項鍊。
女人,走到專櫃,總是會被櫃姐推薦東推薦西,只要你沒有做功課,叮咚~~
你就是一隻待宰的大豬公。
或是你不小心遇到比較沒有良心的櫃姐(當然,也是非常多有良心的優質櫃
姐),你就會買了一票屎貨回家,為什麼呢?喔因為屎貨賣不出去總公司會度
濫,所以要塞給看不順眼的客人,就是這樣~呵呵呵快買回家喔~~
那本人很幸運,擁有一位非常要好的朋友,她就是櫃姐,所以我能有最真
實的資訊,我也不用走去專櫃被框,別.想.框.我!什麼是屎貨什麼是好貨
我都一把抓有資訊。
(他有跟我承認,確實有時候大家會亂推東西,但我也能理解,澳客幹嘛要
真心推薦?幹當然是塞鳥貨給她讓她ㄇㄥ 迎!!!OR我業績不好我當然想推高
單價東西,誰要只准客人買一隻唇蜜啊?或是一罐便宜化妝水??給我買晚霜!!
你們買越多我獎金越高!!! 以上櫃姐真實心情,我都能理解,這是很辛苦的
一行)
然而,櫃姐們有受過訓練,身處在這產業,當~~~~然(我的當key很高)知道什
麼東西是好貨。
今天本人開出櫃姐圈搶貨的清單,什麼叫做櫃姐圈搶貨?因為不同品牌,只
要你本檔活動達到某個業績目標,總公司就會獎勵你,可能送你一套什麼禮
盒,門檻達到越多送越多套。那臉面積再大,也就這麼一張,是要擦到哪?
所以櫃姐會拿出來彼此拋售,換現金爽爽花。
以下聖品清單,皆是我訪問櫃姐朋友得來的真實資訊,你如果沒有櫃姐朋友,
可能比較難得到這樣的資訊,因為要是櫃姐平白無故告訴你的話,那他其他
屎貨就都沒人要買了。當然,廠商自己也不會宣布,因為他當然是要宣稱他
旗下每一樣產品都是ㄌㄨㄚˊ後嘟ㄌㄨㄚˊ後,催眠你用了就變明星。
我分為"我有用過"跟"我沒用過"兩區塊,那我沒用過的話,我就以櫃姐的說
詞為準。
連櫃姐圈都搶貨聖品清單--我有用過
1.SK2青春露:
神仙水,請見老文章,我已經江郎才盡,找不到形容詞來形容了。
2.Dior花蜜精粹再生晚霜:
我以前也介紹過,但當時介紹的比較淺白,請見老文章。今天會深入分析他
威猛的效果。
他主要的功能是修復讓女生因年紀變老,賀爾蒙分泌不足所產生的皮膚老化,
然後這時候很多少女會開始雞雞叫了:那我這麼年輕幹嘛用?ㄟ,因為,其實
很多女生都賀爾蒙分泌不足或不正常,只是老了這狀況會更明顯,而且,等
你老了再來擦,只能當修補,修補,修補的意思就是不能完全變回原狀,就
像你買了一台二手車來翻修,他終究是一台舊車。與其修補,不如預防壞掉!
所以請不要再問我"我這麼年輕用的話那以後老了要用什麼?"這樣的問題,因
為你老了才用就只是修補。
現在空氣相當之髒,太陽又感覺離地面只有10公分,這些邪惡的東西都是在
摧殘你的皮膚。然後你皮膚就默默受傷了。症狀是:你有時候擦化妝水會刺痛。
那凡人(包括我)都會想說:哎啊化妝水太刺激了~討厭。
不,櫃姐說這種神秘的狀況叫做微炎症,看字面翻譯就是:輕微的發炎症。這
種發炎,有鷹眼也看不出來~而且自己也會不知道。臉上都是很小的傷口,你
放著傷口不管,他就非常大方的變成細小紋路,這種紋路不是因為你老了,
不要像白雪公主壞皇后那樣崩潰,是因為你的臉非常非常細微的發炎。然後!
迪奧這罐東西,裡面有個救世主成分-絲緞玫瑰,坐著有翅膀的馬車降臨。他
就是能修護這樣的發炎跟細紋!我!要!繼!續!買!!!!
如果預算比較有限,可以先買同款的花蜜乳霜。(也就是白天用的)日霜晚霜
差別在於晚霜多一個排毒的功能。
3.SK2煥能全效活膚霜 專櫃價-50g/2800元、80g/4050元
這罐是很清爽的乳液,是功能非常強大的抗老乳液,他比一般的乳液再水一點,
在不知道是誰把赤道推到台灣的夏天,非!常!適!合!
皮膚裡面有一個叫做纖維母細胞的傢伙,把他想成媽媽,這位媽媽整天的工作
就是一直生,生真皮層裡面做膠原蛋白的細胞,還有彈性纖維,那活膚霜是幹
麻的?喔他是能讓這位媽媽健康的東西,把養分進貢給這位大媽。
因為要是媽媽不健康,生下來的東西怎會健康?他是老佛爺啊,活膚霜就是把老
佛爺賜奉的很好!這樣你皮膚才會有光彩!給我一個超強壯的生產機器纖維母細胞吧!
用一陣子之後我的皮膚越來越滑,化妝完之後很.貼,粉們各個都乖乖的緊緊抓
住你的皮膚沒膽放手!去到那種鏡子擦的ber亮的zara,不會嚇到中風。而且,他
比神仙水來的溫和,過敏機率低很多。
(zara的鏡子很乾淨,感覺工作人員都擦到半夜3點。乾淨的鏡子加上燈光,都
是照妖鏡,皮膚上的妖魔鬼怪都會出現。皮膚不好的人照了會想在店裡大哭。)
4.蘭蔻肌因赋活露 專櫃價50ml/3600元
這罐被暱稱為小黑瓶的肌底液,是在所有保養品前使用,他的功效是讓你的皮
膚DNA變健康,能夠防禦大壞蛋們(太陽還是髒空氣),這罐東西是櫃姐只要有人
拿出來拋售,馬上被搶光的聖品,但可惜我用起來感受不大,不過只是我個人
感覺,他貴姐圈是很搶手的。
連櫃姐圈都搶貨聖品清單--我還沒用過但要去買
5.克蘭詩經典纖體護理油(排水油) 專櫃價100ml/1680元
克蘭詩的身體產品在櫃姐圈是有非常非常崇高的名聲,這罐東西是要給久坐或久
站的下半身水腫人使用,讓你消水腫又緊實。晚上洗澡完濕濕的擦在下半身,些
微的按摩,再用冷水沖掉,因為用冷水皮膚會收縮。
當時我訪問我朋友得時候,他說她天天用,效果非常驚人,因為褲子的鬆緊可以
感受的出來。被她一講我整個說那你買多少錢?你那裡有人拋售嗎?我拿的話是多
少?沒想到櫃姐回我:喔我買原價,因為有人一拋出來就秒殺,我排都排不到,這
是要預訂的。
what?????????我就是靠妖,人就是犯賤,聽到這麼難拿到,馬上上網拍查啊!但
因為我最近打了醫美窮到要去豬肉攤販賣自己,所以8月份才能買,用了之後再
分享自己的心得,目標是變成甘蔗!
6.嬌蘭蜂王乳系列 專櫃:日霜/晚霜 50ml/5800元,蜂王乳修護精華30ml/5800元
這小蜜蜂系列,阿不對,是蜂王系列,櫃姐圈一丟出來也是秒殺,但因為他的主
要功效是彈力跟緊致,櫃姐有聲明說
7.香奈兒 奢華精質賦活乳霜 專櫃價50ml/11600
她有個成分名子很像漫畫人物:五月梵尼蘭,感覺會是個背著刀的大美女。一年只
能人工採個2次。
所以我問,這罐到底功效是? 櫃姐:很難講~因為他是全效的。我又追:那到底是?
櫃姐只有輕描淡寫的說:這罐是最強的。我緊追著問:比花蜜更威猛??她淡淡的
說:嗯哼,是我個人用過最有感受的。我:那你買多少啊?他:這罐真的太貴了,
香奈兒全年不折扣,沒有員工價,也很少福利贈品。所以我沒買~我的那罐是同
事送我的禮物。
我深呼吸了。
我馬上查了網路,連小樣都好貴,比花蜜還貴!果然是香奈兒最頂級的系列。這
我還不建議馬上去買,因為買了真的會吃風喝露水過著憎侶的生活,等我先去當
敢死隊之後買來用了一陣子之後,再跟大家說到底狀況如何。
以上聖品清單,可以自行斟酌功能跟經濟能力來購買,我沒用過的清單,我也會
陸陸續續去買下來,當然,我會去買小樣。小樣的學問請見老文章
曾經有人冷冷的攻擊我:小樣會有假貨吧~你就繼續買吧臉爛掉。
假使我是盜版商,我要做正貨還小樣?當然是仿冒正貨才有賺頭,因為小樣本來就
在市場上不好跑。要撈就撈大筆的,幹嘛小家子氣做個3ml 5ml的東西賺個幾塊錢?
gay朋友聽到有人這樣攻我,白眼翻到後腦勺的說:聽說最近腦袋是很流行的配件,
你要不要買一個送她啊?
我直接丟我買的賣家賣場於此,是我長期以來非常信信也非常滿意的好賣家。
她們有團購單,種類遠遠超過拍賣,可以留言跟賣家要,我這裡不負責轉發。
其實除了小樣,因為這間的正貨也很便宜,我也很常購買。最近他的花蜜正貨殺到
4.5折,期限還超好,我就是豪氣的買下來日霜。好我承認我偶爾也想要金光閃閃的
子讓我在我房間眼睛瞎掉這樣。自己在房間當個莎莉賽隆1分鐘。
如果想要買香奈兒,這間沒有,但我還沒買過別間的香奈兒跟克蘭詩,所以暫時無法
給賣家。克蘭詩神油我有問此賣家了,但發文時賣家還未回覆,如果有興趣的話可以
自己詢問賣家囉。
最後,請依照自己的需求挑選以上產品,我寫的應該很詳細了,肥肉姐姐工作忙碌,
日理萬G~留言問我可能會有點晚回。
(圖片均為網路轉載,除了本人的機歪臉玉照)
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