男友無法理解的彩妝品 - 美妝

Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-08-16T18:23

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其實我男友是喜歡我化淡妝的,但僅限於大地色眼影配上刷的很自然的睫毛膏(唇彩他倒
是接受度很高,連一般男生不懂的紫色他都說美),他覺得我化眼線會變很兇,化太誇張
的眼影或眼睫毛會讓我的眼睛失去原本的特色。

但他還是不會反對我化妝啦,只是會碎念說:妳今天好不清新喔~~~(what?)


好吧好長的前提= =

我實在是太晚才入單色眼影的坑了,最近工作壓力太大,週末在兩小時內狂買了8顆EH的
單色眼影跟mono eye6顆啊啊啊啊!!!
(壓力瞬間煙消雲散)

今天先收到了7顆EH的眼影超興奮,馬上拍了試色照還精美的標上色號給男友看


結果他竟然說

http://i.imgur.com/vphwU5u.jpg

(馬賽克掉髒話的部分了)



之前畫粉紅色或紅色系的眼影他還問我今天是要去唱歌仔戲嗎寶貝(蓮花指)

http://i.imgur.com/5RLR6Kv.jpg

我知道我技術不好但有到歌仔戲的程度嗎T__T


他只能接受這種大地色系的眼影

http://i.imgur.com/cEv1HPf.jpg



分享一下妳自己很喜歡但另一半不懂的彩妝吧!
(我就是愛紅色系啦誰都攔不住我!!!!!!)

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Tags: 美妝

All Comments

Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-08-19T16:11
刮痧好好笑哈哈哈哈哈
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-08-21T06:40
我也超愛紅色系眼影,我男友是死娘
炮,所以他比較沒在說什麼
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-08-23T18:13
刮痧超好笑XDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-08-27T16:59
我之前畫乾燥玫瑰盤也被說歌仔戲XD還一
直說"我真的覺得妳今天眼妝畫的很不好"
囧,是說刮痧好像真的有點XDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-08-30T07:02
沒錯,是刮痧XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-09-03T14:58
好煩XDDDDD男生想像力真的很強
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-09-04T09:20
刮痧哈哈哈
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-09-06T06:33
每次畫紅色眼影都被男友問:請問剛剛我
有打你嗎?
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-09-11T05:07
美啊!男人都不懂
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-09-14T21:08
刮痧XDDDDDDD
我男友會喜歡紅色眼影耶~
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-09-18T23:15
哈哈哈男友全部的話都好笑
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-09-20T03:24
我也就是愛紅色系所以最近秋冬這幾盤一
盤都躲不掉啦嗚嗚嗚QQQQQ
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-09-22T16:33
你懂啥XDDD男生真的都不懂乾燥玫瑰色調
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-09-25T01:20
馬賽克髒話XDD 深色口紅可能無法被
接受 不過上次試畫藍色煙燻被說好看
哈哈
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-09-29T06:45
刮痧有點像耶哈哈哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-10-03T17:01
評語蠻中肯的哈哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-10-05T00:58
笑死
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-10-08T13:09
刮痧色!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-10-08T19:08
我覺得妳男友蠻懂的耶!
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-10-10T02:05
回嗆的點都很精闢好笑 哈哈
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-10-14T13:04
好好笑XDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-10-18T02:14
我男友說家暴XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-10-21T20:26
mona大那個我笑死
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-10-24T19:12
好好笑XDDDDDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2016-10-26T15:30
刮痧XDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-10-27T18:12
真的會被男朋友煩死!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-10-31T08:13
哈哈刮痧 我也有RD302 妳男友不懂啦
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-11-05T04:00
男生真的都不懂XDDDDDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-11-05T16:06
有笑有推 哈哈哈
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-11-08T17:14
他說的沒錯真的很像阿XDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-11-10T00:13
我前男友說我擦軍綠眼影是長青苔..男人
啊..
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-11-10T21:52
刮痧好會聯想XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-11-15T05:25
超好笑XDDD不懂化妝的人真的都會講出很
白癡的形容詞耶
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-17T20:50
刮痧超好笑哈哈哈哈
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-11-21T15:53
原po戴兩個隱眼都很美!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-11-25T02:20
我也會問我男友妝感,但他好像怕說錯
話被我打都只會說:不會啊!可以啊!
很好~之類的ww
John avatar
By John
at 2016-11-25T18:17
你男友講得出玫瑰耶XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-30T13:15
真的!化乾燥玫瑰那盤的時候也被說像唱
戲的!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-12-02T12:42
乾燥玫瑰男生真的不懂!我女生朋友說我
那天眼妝很美,男生只說你眼睛怎麼紅紅
的(白眼
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-12-04T06:48
蓮花指好有畫面XDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-12-08T22:14
我弟說橘色口紅像黃疸……
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-12-09T07:08
看來我男友還分的出乾燥玫瑰色跟酒紅已經
是資優班了XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-12-13T23:14
擦紅口紅被老公說從聊齋出來的
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-12-16T01:39
刮痧XDDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-12-20T01:19
我男友只不能接受深酒紅口紅說看起來像
壞人,其他什麼顏色眼影都可以接受
William avatar
By William
at 2016-12-20T21:02
男友無法理解的那些妝容,我剛好也無法理
解...XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-12-21T16:21
弄在手上真的滿像刮痧www
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-12-22T10:48
哈哈哈哈哈,不過知道乾燥玫瑰很厲害耶
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-12-25T17:54
覺得男生好像都比較不能接受紅色紫色的
眼影~
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-12-27T16:03
好好笑
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-12-28T07:42
好好笑XDDD 背景也好可愛
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-12-28T19:08
打亮=>出油,欸你臉很油欸!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-12-29T19:38
有一次男性主管偷問我為什麼公司的韓
國女生同事臉這麼油!他們真的不懂XDD
D 明明就很亮很好看啊
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-12-30T23:41
男友特別愛紅色眼妝,但是不懂唇彩
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-01-02T00:58
真的 男人不懂打亮
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-01-02T13:19
紅色系眼影被說像歌仔戲+1 QQ
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-01-03T20:22
刮痧顏色明明就很美
哈哈哈
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-01-06T01:24
眼妝這樣畫配隱眼好美~可以問牌子嗎哈
哈!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-01-09T20:35
酒紅色口紅像壞人XDDDDDD好可愛
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-01-12T13:08
我高高興興的化粉紅色系的眼妝,被男
友說眼睛腫起來......
George avatar
By George
at 2017-01-14T11:23
男友不懂打亮+1 還有不懂深紅色唇膏
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-01-15T21:20
還有不懂韓式平眉XDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-01-19T09:57
男生也不懂光澤底妝 只會覺得你臉好油XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-01-20T07:49
男友會說乾燥玫瑰色不錯 覺得欣慰
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-01-25T02:52
男友不懂打亮跟陰影修容,他只會說
你粉底沒推勻耶QQ
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-01-27T05:50
太幽默了!! 但他知道乾燥玫瑰封他小
家豪:)
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-01-30T07:39
刮痧超好笑XDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-02-04T06:39
我男友不懂深色口紅和修容,都說妳是不
是臉中毒
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-02-07T21:05
刮痧太好笑了哈哈哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-02-08T11:55
碰到髒東西跟刮痧都好好笑XDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-02-12T02:12
每次畫EH乾燥玫瑰那盤都會被男友說,妳
今天幹嘛化濃妝...眼睛可以不要畫紅色
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-02-13T02:04
上次買MAC酒紅色唇膏我男友說我中毒毒發
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-02-13T04:05
想知道隱形眼鏡+1 好好看
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-02-18T01:22
乾燥玫瑰被說眼睛過敏 QQ
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-02-20T07:57
刮痧XDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-02-21T03:35
乾燥玫瑰被說眼睛過敏+1 也有人以為
我長針眼嗚嗚
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-02-24T13:39
看到這類的文就會想到大沛男友,太懂美
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-03-01T05:42
妝對女生好像也是一種壓力(?)
眼頭打亮我不只一次被說眼屎沒擦掉= =
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-03-02T23:52
推文好好笑XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-03-06T23:55
只要我用果汁眼影化橘色 男友看到照片
絕對會說:你今天妝好濃
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-03-10T16:55
男友思路:非大地色眼影=濃妝
另外 眼頭打亮被說眼屎+1
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-03-12T03:16
刮痧真的神回會好好休息
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-03-13T16:17
推文太好笑XD 中毒毒發XDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-03-15T20:47
男生的形容詞都會讓我笑到噴淚
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-03-19T10:07
刮痧XDDDDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-03-21T21:44
之前我化紅色系的眼妝,我爸很緊張
的問我怎麼長針眼了(暈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-03-22T18:15
y大你在隱眼版
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-03-24T16:03
分享的牛奶灰讓我整個好想下手啊~大燃燒(
沒打好按到送出-.-)
James avatar
By James
at 2017-03-28T04:21
男友不懂淡妝,說既然都花時間化妝了,
那就化得張揚點啊XD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-03-31T04:18
哈哈哈我男友說 被磚塊的粉噴到差不多
就是305 男生的形容詞都超好笑啦
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-04-03T14:49
紅唇 歷任男友都嫌棄的要死 說像女鬼XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-04-06T03:02
糟糕 他說的好像沒錯欸
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-04-06T08:41
完全被男友的回應笑噴XDD認真看也蠻像
刮痧色的啦
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-04-07T09:33
光澤底妝像出油 玫瑰眼妝長針眼
紫色眼影是黑青 修容被說臉過敏
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-04-11T08:29
藍色系一律被說像純美阿姨
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-04-14T23:07
刮痧XDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2017-04-16T07:20
我男友都會說今天是不是偷畫紅紅的好
漂亮!!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-04-19T19:58
畫乾燥玫瑰眼影男友說我是東方不敗...
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-04-23T05:57
男友說紅色是歌仔戲+1
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-04-24T07:06
刮砂XDDDDDDDDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-04-25T11:45
我也是!!畫紅色粉色眼影都會被男友
說太over了.........明明就很時尚
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-04-26T04:05
刮痧XDDDD 好險不是拔罐色
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-04-30T19:17
快笑死 刮痧XDDDDDDDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-05-04T14:53
我男友只接受防曬配蜜粉…
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-05-09T06:03
XDDDDD 他的反應超好笑
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-05-13T00:26
Nars吉隆坡被說像瘀青!(崩潰)
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-05-14T17:34
看到刮痧大笑哈哈哈
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-05-14T19:13
http://i.imgur.com/Stt9jYT.jpg
把這篇文貼給男友看後他的反應....好
想掐死他
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-05-16T18:15
刮痧哈哈哈哈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-05-20T09:49
刮痧XDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-05-25T03:16
XDDDDDD刮刮
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-05-27T07:17
被磚塊粉噴到也好好笑XDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-05-30T23:38
刮痧色太好笑了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-06-03T06:30
男友也說過:你今天過敏很嚴重喔!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-06-07T21:07
擦比較顯色的唇膏都被說像媒婆...
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-06-11T15:41
紅色眼影男友說是武則天
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-06-14T14:50
畫乾燥玫瑰被哥哥問是不是被打了
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-06-15T12:52
302像刮痧...哈哈哈我先笑噴了抱歉
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-06-18T08:32
畫乾燥玫瑰男友說歌仔戲、過敏+1
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-06-21T00:02
刮沙真的有像
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2017-06-24T01:26
真的像刮痧耶XDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-06-25T18:30
買了打亮餅也被男友說,你今天臉很油耶...
..
John avatar
By John
at 2017-06-28T09:21
男友不能理解的太多了啦XD

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