男友的想像力無窮 - 美妝

Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-01-15T16:02

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美妝版最喜歡看的系列之一就是靠北男友系列

好笑之外也深有同感

因為要出遠門，所以今天一上車就把我的蛋拿出來曬

沒想到男友一看到大驚

問我說那什麼？

丁字褲喔？

http://imgur.com/RYaIiEY

害我都開始覺得蛋好像臭臭的.....



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回應板友的問題，放蛋的架子是以前合購板跟團買的，牠的學名其實是叫"小鳥腳蛋架"，
不是丁字褲架子XD

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Tags: 美妝

All Comments

Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-01-20T00:28
男友都放錯重點
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-01-20T02:38
其實真的蠻像的XD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-01-22T01:44
Hahaha太好笑了……
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-01-26T18:41
超想欸哈哈哈哈哈
像
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-01-29T02:52
打錯了QQ莫名變成注音
拜託原po幫忙刪QQ謝謝
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-01-29T04:11
回不去了QQ..
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-01-31T12:09
我覺得好情色XDDSD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-02-01T19:14
這個放置架也太可愛xDDD噴笑
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-02-02T00:03
超好笑xDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-02-05T09:55
我無法正常看待那顆蛋了...
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-02-07T13:54
這個放置架哪裡有賣？好可愛
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-02-11T06:25
哈哈哈也想知道哪裡買的好可愛
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-02-12T05:55
XDD 美妝蛋表示很無辜
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-02-12T23:31
超像XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-02-15T09:56
......真的好像
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-02-18T13:47
臭臭的是什麼啦哈哈哈
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-02-21T21:53
男友的暗示 嘿嘿嘿
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-02-25T01:38
很可愛耶～男友歪歪的
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-02-25T08:16
再放個雞冠....就是小雞丁字褲了XD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-03-01T09:10
回不去了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-03-02T22:21
我笑出聲了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-03-07T18:37
哈哈哈但是真的蠻像的XDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2017-03-11T02:47
也像尿布
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-03-15T08:21
XDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2017-03-19T11:56
哈哈哈架子好可愛喔！
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-03-20T15:04
http://i.imgur.com/0M9KOb2.jpg
我有一次某醫生朋友逛小x美日，剛
好有一籃蛋，我開心的捏硬度，我朋友
就默默跟我說「我們泌尿科也有一排不
同硬度的海綿給病人測試」......要我
怎麼面對我的蛋兒啊......
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-03-23T18:39
樓上XDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-03-26T17:37
pon大太好笑了XDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-03-28T13:53
=?= 我每次捏乾蛋時，都會好有畫面～
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-04-02T07:05
P大 XDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2017-04-03T01:12
XDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-04-05T12:27
P大的超好笑XDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-04-06T22:21
好奇就診的人捏完都會據實以告嗎xDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-04-08T00:50
DD
John avatar
By John
at 2017-04-08T10:18
P大 XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-04-11T08:16
XDDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-04-15T04:51
我本來沒想歪 看到你的文章就回不去XDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-04-17T15:34
好奇病人誠實+1 XDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-04-17T17:31
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-04-20T20:53
原po和推文都超好笑噠~
William avatar
By William
at 2017-04-21T21:23
整串討論歪掉 哇哈哈
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-04-25T16:23
其實我也這樣認為XD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-04-27T19:30
天啊XDDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-05-01T14:35
什麼跟什麼XD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-05-03T11:55
喂喂喂P大那什麼XDDDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2017-05-07T13:31
那顆蛋看起來好性感哦
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-05-07T22:27
看完留言回不去了哈哈哈
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-05-10T17:37
快笑死了有笑有推
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-05-11T12:49
哈哈哈哈
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-05-14T10:19
這個好笑XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-05-15T23:35
太好了～果然這件事不能只有我知道XD
XDXD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-05-19T13:15
感覺之後用蛋上妝會有點害羞誒XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-05-20T18:51
提問p大的，我看第二次才忽然覺得看懂了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-05-25T06:34
什麼！是說，其實我也覺得吸水膨脹的力道
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-05-29T15:41
很像就是了
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-05-29T19:09
要捏住，然後邊吸邊鬆手
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-06-01T01:52
覺得整篇都歪了XDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-06-01T13:17
笑了XD
George avatar
By George
at 2017-06-03T10:27
哈哈哈哈笑瘋
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-06-04T10:30
超到流淚XD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2017-06-08T21:19
哈哈哈哈哈 笑翻
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-06-09T09:20
XDDDDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-06-10T19:27
歪樓XDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-06-14T16:59
好好笑
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-06-15T06:27
http://i.imgur.com/bjHjomr.jpg
為何有人傳馬卡龍粉撲給我啦.......
.
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-06-17T08:12
跟臨床海棉87%相似....
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-06-22T06:21
很像！哈哈哈哈哈
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2017-06-26T00:06
XDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-06-27T23:13
怎麼辦 我想要那個架子
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-07-01T18:47
你這美妝蛋size也太剛好XDDD 我的橢圓
型蛋穿起來啷啷的
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-07-03T14:39
只有我想知道哪裡買嗎？
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2017-07-04T10:10
原文跟推文都好好笑 XDDDD

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