親愛的,我把新秘變...里長伯了...= = - 修容

Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-09-26T21:39

Table of Contents

新秘系列(!?)又來了之圖文版:
http://simour.pixnet.net/blog/post/29205825

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這次的作品....總之就是相當糟糕,除了糟糕之外我其實也想不出別的形容詞,跟上次比是十倍奉還

所以奉勸各位,如果您的期待是精緻美麗國色天香的妝容,那慢走不送
如果您正在吃飯喝茶敷面膜,也慢走不送,否則不要怪我毀壞您的食慾跟螢幕....
                          而且沒有國賠可以申請~(  ̄ 灬 ̄)>


不過其實看標題應該也可以猜出今天的主題,沒錯!就是阿伯!超劣化的阿伯!

上次的毒梟我已經覺得很對不起Pingi,沒想到一波未平,只能說劣化沒有極限!?_?





用品差不多就是黑黑髒髒的那些(?),就不再拍了
任何黑黑髒髒的(!?)眼影啦,修容啦,都可以拿來用~


一開始先來緬懷(咦) 新秘Pingi的日常:

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......還滿正常的。(廢話!!!!!!!!!!(゚Д゚)

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然後畫好下垂眉毛跟修容、老人斑,嘴唇用深色眼影拍點變黑,半臉對照如下:

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(最後卸半臉拍的,畫了哪邊還滿清楚所以先放~ヽ( ’ー)ノ)


法令紋的部份一樣是用假睫毛膠黏出來~

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還做了顆痣...黏上攝影大哥X的鬍子一根.....搞什麼阿金胎哥!!!!!=口=╬

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然後跟之前有所差別的是Pingi帶的頭套~戴好之後用皮膚蠟糊邊緣:

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用油性乳液抹開,再用粉底刷沾粉底推均勻~

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用深色粉底畫出髮線的位置:

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把之前拿來畫祖太卜跟康熙的假鬍子再請出來~喬一喬:

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用假睫毛膠黏上去:

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這張命名為被詛咒的OPEN醬♬哈哈哈哈哈(被巴)
──人家是彩虹我們是烏雲不行逆?...(((?(; ̄▽ ̄)?

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還是有把它黏滿啦,不過因為量不夠貼整顆頭,就只做了正面照看得到的地方囧....
最後用定型噴霧噴上趁還沒乾把型用手掌壓出來,再用黑色眼影補一下頭皮的顏色就ok


補一下眼袋跟老人斑,用眼線筆即可完成~

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中場休息吃個水餃結果痣掉了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!゚Д゚"再黏一次.......

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不過其實愈黏愈大顆,不知道到底是增加了些什麼(寒)






好啦準備飛越杜鵑窩...阿不是.......






                 準備好來看成品了嗎?( ’?‘)σ♥








                           

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   「.................跨瞎!?」


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「...........................( ゚Å゚)」

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我都幾乎說不出口原本的構想是底下這位........4c9740de8ec3c6dc28d4a7a8ea407ef0_w48_h48

索引

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苦於道具服不足,所以當天其實是這個傷眼的情形...........="=

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不過Pingi真的很敬業,我眼淚都要流下來.....被畫得這麼醜........T_T

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說歐先生是真的沒有很像,但又覺得面熟,不知道到底像誰就是....XD"

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反正有墨鏡不戴白不戴(上次毒梟那一副無誤),換個造型............

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──這哪位?劣化版的老佛爺逆!?(Ò?Ó?)

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去香港買到了雪茄筆x1~ヽ(上’?`*上)ノ

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阿杯你的下巴好像崩裂了.........= =

其實後來幾乎都處於龜裂的狀態,所以近看真的很詭異,遠看還好就當下巴皺紋好了,還請大家見諒~



Pingi的瀏海片................

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.............怎麼有一種不是很舒服的感覺="=||||

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這瞎毀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(╯-_-)╯╧╧




向名場景(!?)致敬一下:
              ........我可以不解釋嗎?應該不少人年代跟我差不多吧 ̄▽ ̄(喂)

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中場休息看個電影~

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「少年ㄟ!愛認真運動阿! ̄▽ ̄/~HiHi」


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「緊阿!頭前有怪獸!」



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環太平洋_4(萊利瞇眼點點點)a.jpg 「...我要下去了= =」





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來介紹一下這次的小道具~
妞妞們:哇~在哪買呢?。+?ヾ(o???o)ノ。+?


未命名 - 1

★ Model尺寸表★

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商品圖:

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近照:

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實際穿搭照:



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──絕對不會有人要買!!!!!!!!!!!╰(〒皿〒)╯


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其他的外拍篇~


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根本就是怪叔叔阿阿阿阿阿──(o╬ ̄? ̄)=?)`ν?)・;'

 

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阿杯粉軟Q~有吃維◎粒

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「Infinity and Beyond~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」(被擊落)

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阿伯在就是那道光裡....(咦!?):

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不過因為頭髮只黏前半,所以側面就會變成這樣.....

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超像外星人的.....= =



里長伯向大家拜年歐~祝各位新春快樂~(還早= =)

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......看起來好像忘記怎麼回家了......


(我其實有點擔心管理員會報警說我們欺負老人家.....(゚д゚lll)


這個妝的最大優點,就是不但可以一起搶銀行,事後沒人找得到
如果揪不到咖自己一個人,就在地上鋪報紙&前面放一個鐵碗躺在凹仔底公園,搞不好還可以月入十萬!!!!

台灣人很有愛心的~♥(拭淚)





好啦真的是最後了~(喘)
依照傳統,來個進化前後的對比吧!~~~ヾ(○?▽?○)


BEFORE:


 ↑↑↑媽!我在這ゝ?・






AFTER~♡




P.S.最後那塊皮剝下來的時候長得還滿驚悚的="=

 

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All Comments

Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2013-09-27T18:39
西裝跟格紋裙的搭配意外的搭(屁)XDDDD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2013-09-28T20:28
我快笑死了XDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2013-10-02T05:49
超好笑~~~~我也好想被畫
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2013-10-02T22:49
兩個都超有才華啊哈哈哈
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2013-10-04T02:17
靠哈哈哈哈哈成品跟構想也差太多XDDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2013-10-05T03:22
未看先XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2013-10-06T10:20
我笑瘋了XDDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2013-10-08T12:27
好好笑XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-10-09T09:52
靠邀我不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
新秘是給妳這樣玩的嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2013-10-10T00:53
好帥的里長伯!!!(大誤)
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2013-10-10T03:35
神魔之塔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-10-14T03:47
我覺得想郭子乾
William avatar
By William
at 2013-10-14T21:59
100分。竟然還有外拍@@
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2013-10-16T01:29
總覺得眉毛有點怪
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2013-10-16T20:38
我覺得像郭子乾模仿郭台銘的fu耶~
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-10-20T15:46
看到外拍就噴飯了~~~~XDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2013-10-22T15:46
快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2013-10-24T08:20
根本郭子乾沒錯啊!!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-10-27T05:10
天啊在電腦前笑歪!!!太有才了!!!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2013-10-27T20:19
每次看希默的文都可以順便練一下腹肌....
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2013-10-28T12:14
整個大笑不已!!!!!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2013-10-30T09:20
笑慘了XDDD變性大成功吔!!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2013-11-03T13:40
笑到要炸開了啦XDDDDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2013-11-05T04:39
希默真的超強!!!!!!!好好笑!!!!!!!!!!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2013-11-09T06:11
笑不可抑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2013-11-11T04:32
是郭子乾沒錯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2013-11-12T05:15
看到要崩潰了!!!!!怎麼這麼判若兩人XDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-11-13T07:00
哈哈哈 笑死我了 超像的
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-11-13T09:25
後面沒頭髮的那張側面照快把我笑死了XDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2013-11-18T04:22
快被笑死了啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2013-11-22T15:12
很像郭子乾XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-11-23T04:17
超好笑的~~新秘放超開~
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-11-25T20:29
被通緝也不用怕啦 完全可以靠化妝術逃脫
真的超強欸XDDDDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2013-11-29T19:31
太厲害了...
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2013-11-30T07:54
笑到肚子痛XD XD XD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2013-11-30T16:32
其實裡面有幾張照片還是有正妹的影子
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2013-11-30T23:27
超讚的啦!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2013-12-01T08:21
新秘的手跟腳都太好看了稍微露出來
就有種違和的美感
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2013-12-04T21:31
好煩喔笑死我了照片太有才XDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2013-12-07T17:00
太好笑了!!!www
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2013-12-12T09:47
笑死我了
James avatar
By James
at 2013-12-12T18:56
大噴笑XXXD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2013-12-17T05:34
太崩潰了!!!!!超強的!!!!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2013-12-18T00:33
噴笑了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2013-12-22T08:47
每次的妝文都很有梗~哈哈
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2013-12-24T22:44
話說...真的很像郭子乾!!!!!!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2013-12-26T03:01
真的是可以搶銀行了…太威了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2013-12-29T09:25
快笑死 太強了啦!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-12-29T11:54
我覺得戴假髮的那張很像岡村隆史!!太厲害了XD
James avatar
By James
at 2013-12-29T15:34
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2013-12-30T17:47
名場面是撕髮迫害嗎XDDDDDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-01-01T01:44
樂不可支啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太棒了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-01-01T08:12
一看到神魔之塔梗就笑翻XDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-01-05T19:41
太好笑了XDDDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-01-06T15:09
每次都笑到哭阿XDDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-01-08T06:29
凌晨看這個簡直意圖讓人睡不著
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-01-11T16:22
喔天啊半夜不能大笑啦XDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-01-15T21:43
化得太好了啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-01-19T15:20
妳們倆好煩吶!!!!! 笑到岔氣!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-01-22T05:58
太威了哈哈簡直特效等級的妝啊!!新祕放
太開也好厲害XDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-01-24T02:27
新秘好開放呀~ 化妝易容術真強大!哈哈哈!!!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-01-25T09:54
真的可以去搶銀行的啦XDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-01-26T07:31
好逼真的阿杯XD 新秘好犧牲呀!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-01-30T19:44
看到邱毅梗整個大笑XD!!!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2014-01-31T23:08
推外拍,好犧牲XD木屐照還滿像木屐職人穿
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-02-04T01:37
自己的鞋拍宣傳的XDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-02-04T05:53
太強了~如果能做個假喉結加上去就更像
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-02-05T10:14
推 真的是易容術
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-02-07T03:01
強大易容術
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-02-12T01:51
好強大的妝文,笑翻XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-02-14T16:39
明明就郭子乾XDD
William avatar
By William
at 2014-02-15T00:41
後面POSE真的超違和 還有默藏9.2+633!!!!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-02-19T10:44
超好笑的啦!!!!!!
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-02-21T17:43
哈哈哈
William avatar
By William
at 2014-02-23T10:11
我比較好奇,這樣外拍,沒有路人看到
嗎?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-02-26T21:37
環太平洋的梗超好笑的XDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-03-02T05:34
哈哈太有趣了!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-03-03T05:59
太強了,根本像許傑輝
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-03-04T21:57
太有趣了 居然還有外拍的勇氣XDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-03-07T07:21
太好笑了~~
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2014-03-07T11:04
實在是太好笑啦~XD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-03-07T20:55
XDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-03-12T00:37
太有趣了!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-03-13T06:25
笑翻
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-03-15T07:34
太強大了XDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-03-19T03:18
太強了!!恥力滿點!!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-03-23T03:59
笑爆了XDDDDDD好想給希默化妝變身!!!!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-03-27T09:58
XDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-03-30T04:11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-04-03T19:45
超好笑!!!!!!在辦公室看整個捏住鼻子
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-04-03T20:57
名場景那邊看一次笑一次XDDDDDDDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-04-06T04:16
超厲害的!!!!!!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-04-08T01:19
W級像郭子乾XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-04-09T08:07
反差超大!!!!!太酷了!!!!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-04-11T03:39
希默大太有才了XDDDDDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-04-15T18:36
矮額笑到肚子好痛!!希默大太有才!!XDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-04-16T22:20
笑慘了我唉喲喂啊﹏XDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-04-21T22:01
感謝妳讓我笑到忘記工作的不爽XD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-04-23T02:26
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
James avatar
By James
at 2014-04-25T07:58
太好笑了一定要推爆XDDDDDDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-04-30T04:28
越來越over了,……不過我喜歡XD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-05-04T10:10
太強大了!!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-05-04T21:00
新秘是最佳model無誤!!!每張都超有梗~
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-05-07T01:06
再看一次還是覺得很有趣 XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-05-10T15:01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD光標題就好駭人啊XDD
James avatar
By James
at 2014-05-12T16:59
爆吧XDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-05-16T22:28
太酷了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-05-17T19:10
XDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-05-19T13:44
我也想報名變身哈哈 實在太有趣了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-05-21T04:07
好想被畫+1!!!!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-05-25T23:24
名場景梗大爆笑+1 XDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-05-30T03:42
XXXXXXX哈哈~有點像計程車司機!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-06-01T11:58
太有才,快笑死
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-06-02T10:05
西默快來畫我!!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-06-02T21:43
哈哈快笑死了XDDD太強大啊!!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-06-03T20:41
肚子好痛 哈哈哈
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-06-06T01:10
超像XDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-06-07T23:44
舒壓~~XD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-06-08T14:12
狂笑XDDDD 我覺得我肚子瘦了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-06-12T22:57
1幹側面我笑炸
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-06-15T09:22
對 我也覺得像許傑輝啦

MUF水粉霜+20秒粉餅(專業美肌粉餅)

Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2013-09-26T21:11
今天也幫媽媽購入水粉霜#20 +好氣色粉餅#115。想請問115色號 會太深嗎?(好像也是沒給我選色呢) ※ 引述《all0917 (sienna)》之銘言: : 因為想找底妝產品,剛好逛到MUF的櫃人不多就靠櫃試看看 : 之前就對MUF的產品很有興趣,但每次剛好臨時逛街我都穿的很邋遢XD : MUF專櫃又 ...

castledew唇膏試色分享

Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-09-26T19:01
圖文網誌版:http://singforyc.pixnet.net/blog/post/29205809 文字版: 上次分享完之前購買的眼影盒後 有沒有人搜刮到貨呢? 今天去了之前買眼影的那家屈臣氏看 (在台北城中市場附近的那家) 架上目前多色眼影及粉底已被掃購一空 只剩下幾顆單色的銀色眼影 ...

推薦ysl SOGO 忠孝館BR4櫃哥 陳俊廷

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By Jake
at 2013-09-26T16:35
上禮拜天參加ysl辦的女神試妝活動 因為是第一次靠櫃所以心裡很緊張andgt;andlt; 查了一下板上評價決定前往SOGO忠孝館! 一到櫃上,表明是參加活動的,櫃哥態度很好地拿出5ml的粉底贈品 然後詢問是否要試妝還是直接拿贈品就好 剛好晚上要慶生就想說順便試妝看看 而且也實在對YSL 的唇釉很有興趣呀~ ...

YSL 情挑誘光水唇膏8號

Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2013-09-26T16:21
突然不知道這支該放心得或是甚麼.. 原本已經買下了,但卻被我媽拿去換色 結果我其實只有擦一次(在櫃上擦的那一次) 可是真的太喜歡這支,所以就發(一次)文了 超級保濕啊! 好讀多圖網誌版:http://monysayhi.pixnet.net/blog/post/255060986 ----------- ...

請推薦適合調色用的開架粉底液

Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2013-09-26T14:53
是這樣的,原PO這一年臉曬得很黑, 使得之前周年慶屯的專櫃粉底液擦在臉上都過白:( (明顯臉比脖子白一色階) 雖然很用力的連脖子也上粉底液了,可是每次都會不小心弄髒衣領。 最近才想到還有調色這招XD 由於目前已無財力再買專櫃同款來調T_T, 所以決定買便宜好用的開架來做調色。 想請問大家可不可以推薦給我 ...