請著晚禮服跟櫃姐面試(反推劣櫃姐) - 美妝

By Dorothy
at 2015-08-17T04:10
at 2015-08-17T04:10
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闊別多年後美妝版今年首PO
我是正式進入職場後才開始使用專櫃產品
年輕求學時第一次靠專櫃YSL就被櫃姐嚇跑(板橋)
直到開始工作口袋有錢了才又開始小心翼翼的靠櫃
我發現,有些櫃姐會看妳的穿著打扮
再決定她的服務品質
學生時期的我一定是個ㄙㄨㄥˊ樣
才會被櫃姐趕走
直到正式開始有收入
櫃姐的服務也開始起了化學作用
除了學生時期以外
正式第一次靠櫃,是下班後
因為網路上說XXX品牌的粉餅超好用
好奇心之下,下班後直接臨櫃
【標準上班族套裝】
該名櫃姐超級熱心
熱心到幫我全臉試妝睫毛膏粉底化妝水保養品全上
我當天噴了一萬多的銀子(當時薪水兩萬多而已)
隔月又噴了一萬多(因為薪水少無法一次噴完)
隨著年齡增長,薪資收入呈緩慢正比
恰巧我又是被放火後會自焚的那種人
漸漸的靠櫃經驗也多了
但我發現櫃姐面試官其實很注重顧客應徵者的穿著
某次我穿得花枝招展逛百貨(約會前打發時間)
東看西看的很多櫃姐超級有耐心地幫我介紹產品
然後我只是拿了試用品就走了
我只是來逛街打發時間的啊.....
等到開始自焚的我確定下手目標後
我則是隨意穿著直接奔往該櫃點入手目標產品而毫不囉嗦
但是在櫃姐的眼裡
隨意穿著 = 透明人
妳是透明人我又怎麼會把妳放在眼裡呢?
因為穿著的關係被櫃姐翻了好幾次的白眼
但我只是去買個我確定要的東西
跟去菜市場買個我確定要的空心菜一樣
我何必穿得跟武則娘娘一般
錯也錯在我一意孤行,因為面試官是櫃姐啊...
某次我又穿著拖鞋+休閒短褲+褪了色的T-shirt
(老實話當時我的穿著打扮就是跟個拿蔥的大嬸一樣
只差手上沒蔥
隨意紮了個馬尾
想說已經確定我要再買XXX了
(以前是託朋友代購)
吃完晚餐就去買
臨櫃時,沒有一個櫃姐正眼看過我
當時不是假日,沒有客人
但是就沒人鳥我
大嬸如我站了很久,沒有人問我要找廁所或服務台
直到我受不了了:我要買青春露跟活膚霜 最大瓶的!
她咩的當櫃全部櫃姐全數抬頭看著我
最靠近我的櫃姐:您要買青春露跟活膚霜嗎?
您有用過嗎???((微笑+挑眉+懷疑貌
我:我用了10年了...((不爽
該名櫃姐邊微笑邊動作迅速的把我要的產品拿出來
看到我把鈔票拿出來後
櫃姐:這是您的產品
您用了10年了,應該不用我們跟您講解了吧~((慢收笑容
謝謝喔~有問題再跟我們說~
然後看到我旁邊站了一個雍容華貴
戴著花邊帽子的阿罵被櫃姐擁簇
對不起呀櫃姐~
下次我沒有晚禮服+濃妝豔抹...絕不去叨擾妳呀...
請面試官櫃姐饒我一命...
我:北鼻~你下個月又要出國了...幫我買免稅店的XXX好嗎?
男朋友:好啊~買幾瓶? 妳不要去逛百貨公司了啦~!!
我:北鼻你人真好...知道我去百貨公司都會被白眼...
男朋友:我不是怕妳被白眼...
我只是怕人家覺得為什麼我要跟個大嬸交往......
(後續血腥畫面請善用想像力)
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