連我前男友都認不出我 - 美妝

By Yuri
at 2013-05-29T22:12

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這系列文看下來忍不住要出賣自己XD

話說我從小到大的長相一直都變化超大

所以深深自豪一個特殊技能就是---

走在路上很難被認出來XDDD

不只是不同時期的同學

有時因為有無化妝的差別現在的朋友也無法認出來

所以遇到認識的人卻不想寒喧想耍自閉時

只要我不主動開口招呼就算對到眼都沒關係XD

有一次蠻扯的是我在餐廳打工時

有一桌客人是一對男女幫他們點餐時眼角餘光覺得男生很面熟

抬頭一看發現是某任前男友!

但是他用一種對不熟的人的親切眼光(好難解釋)看著我

我尷尬的說是你阿哈囉

結果對方很熱情的說哇我就知道我認識你!可是我們在哪裡認識的阿?

............................................

我乾笑的說啊哈哈你想不起來嗎然後默默走掉

後來整個用餐時間只要我經過他就會不死心地問我到底是誰

我都一直微笑不答一直到最後他們用完餐要離開

幫忙開門的我就說你真的想知道我是誰嗎?

對方熱切的點頭於是我用他女伴也聽得到的音量說

我是你前女友呀(燦笑)

那位前男友瞬間垮掉的難看表情我到現在都還記得XDDDDDDDDDDDD

不過也實在不能怪那個男生雖然他很扯

但是我自己的長相變化的確很誇張就是了XD

以下真相

http://ppt.cc/uryn

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Tags: 美妝

All Comments

By Gilbert
at 2013-06-01T04:12

妝後好美~系列文最爽快的一篇

By Necoo
at 2013-06-03T00:06

好好笑XD 幹得好呀!!! PS.妝很美 :D

By Adele
at 2013-06-03T21:17

好美可是素顏也不差只差眼睛眯起+底妝

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-06-07T17:34

妝超美

By Margaret
at 2013-06-10T01:10

笑推！皮膚好好唷~

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-06-11T01:03

做得好！！！

By Iris
at 2013-06-15T07:08

其實原po妝前看得出是美女耶

By Brianna
at 2013-06-16T06:26

樓上你人太好了吧我自己照鏡子都不覺

By Mary
at 2013-06-18T01:58

得阿XD

By Hamiltion
at 2013-06-22T02:37

哇哈哈，幹的好～

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-06-24T08:27

哈哈好爽呀！！

By Irma
at 2013-06-28T00:32

好厲害喔!!可以問雙眼皮是怎麼貼出來的嗎?

By Leila
at 2013-06-28T23:19

看的出是同一人，但變美，像被高明的修
圖過！

By Andy
at 2013-07-02T17:27

By Ursula
at 2013-07-07T10:04

用力推!!幹的好!!

By Dinah
at 2013-07-08T13:14

爽XDD!! 原PO化妝後神美

By Vanessa
at 2013-07-10T14:37

我有雙眼皮但眼皮超厚所以用雙面貼或
肉色膠帶貼很多人都說要貼在靠眼頭的

By Agatha
at 2013-07-12T16:16

有開美肌嗎?皮膚看起來超級好耶

By David
at 2013-07-17T08:23

位置但是我要貼在靠近後面
兩張都沒開喔是因為燈光吧XD

By Lydia
at 2013-07-21T02:52

裝厚好美哦

By John
at 2013-07-21T16:02

呃啊~打太快~我是要打"妝後好美哦~XD"~

By James
at 2013-07-25T21:07

XDDD

By Kelly
at 2013-07-30T05:14

很正阿用的是什麼眼影XD

By Donna
at 2013-07-31T12:53

可以問是用哪個牌子的嗎?我都黏不出來

By Audriana
at 2013-08-03T10:33

笑了XD

By Selena
at 2013-08-07T23:09

不會差很多但這故事莫名的爽快XDDD

By Gary
at 2013-08-09T21:33

我覺得妝很美耶!!! ps.做得好啊!!!!

By Franklin
at 2013-08-11T20:37

眼影是FASIO GD-1，雙面貼沒固定牌子
，但要橢圓角的，尖角那種不行，肉色
我就自己亂剪，反正我的厚眼皮會吃掉X
D，改天再認真拍照分享怎麽貼好了

By Gilbert
at 2013-08-15T20:02

可以問粉底牌子嗎?XD 泛紅部分都消失了!

By Mia
at 2013-08-15T21:09

幾乎每個彩妝品都被問了XD 通常是etud
e的BB+水鑽光這樣

By Valerie
at 2013-08-16T00:07

妝好自然漂亮喔!!!推

By Vanessa
at 2013-08-16T06:33

good job!!!

By Candice
at 2013-08-18T09:06

原po好帥氣！！！妝後好清新美阿﹏

By Brianna
at 2013-08-18T22:20

幹的好阿~~~忍不住要推一下哈哈哈

By Gary
at 2013-08-21T03:31

哈哈哈哈哈超強

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-08-21T22:08

超帥氣的行為原po 美翻了!

By Xanthe
at 2013-08-24T05:53

謝謝原po分享~明天去摸一下bb霜XD

By Isla
at 2013-08-24T09:46

知道是同一個人之後的確可以找到蛛絲
螞跡，但是如果不知道那還真的認不出來
素顏很可愛，化妝之後更是變成純真無辜
的大正妹!!好羨慕喔~

By Susan
at 2013-08-25T01:20

太好笑了XDDDD

By Sandy
at 2013-08-29T08:26

可以開個提昇勇氣技巧的升級班

By Mary
at 2013-08-30T13:09

前女友升級班

By Daniel
at 2013-09-03T04:40

這單元太有趣了

By Ivy
at 2013-09-07T17:10

妝後好看!!!!! 那男的也真的有點扯...

By Olga
at 2013-09-11T16:46

是有醫美鼻子嗎????感覺鼻子變挺!

By Madame
at 2013-09-15T12:24

前女友升級班XDXDXDXDXD

By Rachel
at 2013-09-16T18:00

自然到好美喔！！

By Ula
at 2013-09-20T08:49

原po太強大了XDDD超正！

By Genevieve
at 2013-09-24T22:32

妝好美~~~~皮膚好好~~~

By Genevieve
at 2013-09-25T21:58

爽快的故事！好美噢！

By Kristin
at 2013-09-29T15:13

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2013-10-01T17:17

妝後好正!!

By Joe
at 2013-10-06T08:59

太爽快了~好帥!大推~XDD

By Blanche
at 2013-10-09T05:55

超美!!!!

By Zanna
at 2013-10-10T12:17

原Po好厲害~變美又看得出是本人><

By Michael
at 2013-10-14T02:04

妝後完全就是男生的菜啊

By Kumar
at 2013-10-17T16:22

漂亮

By Donna
at 2013-10-17T22:38

很美!!!

By George
at 2013-10-19T14:31

素顏有SELINA的FU啊

By Rachel
at 2013-10-21T09:13

燈光超棒的耶自帶美肌效果XD畫完很美

By Anthony
at 2013-10-23T15:32

我好愛這系列啊XD可以發妝文嗎!!!

By Rebecca
at 2013-10-27T10:36

啊啊啊為什麼我看了這串只有一個感想就是
不管怎樣的正妹戴眼鏡都瞬間扣分啊
(對我來說右者才是真正漂亮的你XD)

By Anonymous
at 2013-10-31T05:38

好過癮的感覺!!大正妹耶

By Tracy
at 2013-11-03T12:45

好~漂~亮~~~~~~~

By Blanche
at 2013-11-08T04:49

原Po眼睛超漂亮！！！

By Kyle
at 2013-11-12T15:31

眼睛變好大好漂亮

By Oliver
at 2013-11-16T11:15

太猛了! 看完故事真的超開心 XDDD

By Yedda
at 2013-11-17T04:02

漂亮又帥氣~

By Hedy
at 2013-11-17T21:03

勝利妝無誤！

By Joseph
at 2013-11-20T02:43

這樣遇到前男友真是爽快帥氣!!!!!

By Genevieve
at 2013-11-25T01:58

這系列可以發教學嗎?

By Christine
at 2013-11-25T04:36

當下我要是你,一定一整個爽..

By Eden
at 2013-11-26T14:30

超爽啊XDXD皮膚好好~

By Lucy
at 2013-11-28T03:46

讚啦！

By Hardy
at 2013-12-02T09:24

妝後好美阿!!!很乾淨的妝~

By Noah
at 2013-12-03T02:19

有擦唇膏嗎?右邊唇的顏色好嫩啊~

By Hedy
at 2013-12-04T04:02

1很漂亮！！

By Margaret
at 2013-12-07T14:35

妝文！！！（敲碗）

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-12-11T12:54

妝後真的不錯~~

By Elizabeth
at 2013-12-15T17:28

XDDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2013-12-17T18:14

我認識耶!!!好正! 我也想看妝文 XDD

By Robert
at 2013-12-19T05:25

我愛這個清爽的妝後樣!!!

By Thomas
at 2013-12-21T05:13

樓樓上我想說發這篇最可能看到的就你!

By Wallis
at 2013-12-25T08:10

話說你們夫婦跟這篇的男主角吃過飯XD

By Edwina
at 2013-12-26T01:39

哈哈哈哈好想在現場看你對他燦笑唷 XDD

By David
at 2013-12-29T08:42

另外推一下素顏還是很正親身檢驗過XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2013-12-30T13:11

我推

By Callum
at 2014-01-03T16:07

大推眼睛好美跪求雙眼皮的教學文阿～

By Carol
at 2014-01-04T18:35

妝後好漂亮喔又可愛！（大拇指）

By Frederica
at 2014-01-07T19:17

很可愛喔!!超棒的

By Daph Bay
at 2014-01-09T12:05

少見的微微屁股下巴ㄟ

By Mason
at 2014-01-12T06:30

其實屁股下巴很明顯!我超討厭T^T

By Anonymous
at 2014-01-15T20:28

痛快極了

By Olga
at 2014-01-19T00:53

屁股下巴很珍貴請好好愛撫~是愛護~愛護
它)強調再強調畫星星加螢光線

By Candice
at 2014-01-23T11:21

哈太有趣~~這篇我喜歡

By Daph Bay
at 2014-01-24T08:38

好乾淨的妝^^

By Lily
at 2014-01-25T06:36

屁股下巴很可愛耶!!(大心)

By Susan
at 2014-01-25T22:01

妝後氣質空靈!好美喔!被眼影生火了~~~

By Ophelia
at 2014-01-26T00:49

大笑推！！

By Hazel
at 2014-01-30T22:19

好強阿重點是沒有濃妝感妝很自然

By Dora
at 2014-02-03T14:36

喜歡你的眼睛妝後很美

By Robert
at 2014-02-08T07:34

美阿~~!!

By Mia
at 2014-02-10T15:31

想知道前任男友的現任女友表情!!

By Leila
at 2014-02-14T03:40

好自然卻好美哦!!

By Faithe
at 2014-02-14T16:06

好漂亮唷！

By Caroline
at 2014-02-15T11:35

妝文妝文!!!~~~~

By Margaret
at 2014-02-16T19:19

妝好乾淨！好厲害喔～～

By Bennie
at 2014-02-17T04:55

哈哈哈好有趣的故事

By Bethany
at 2014-02-20T09:11

推我是你前女友~~哈哈！好樣的妳！

By Genevieve
at 2014-02-22T11:17

好乾淨的妝喔!!前後氣質都不錯~^^

By Linda
at 2014-02-23T17:33

幹的好XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2014-02-23T20:57

＝＝哇好神

By Andrew
at 2014-02-27T21:55

妝超美的，又有光澤感！

By Lily
at 2014-02-28T08:55

差超多妝後正翻這篇好好笑XDD

By Joseph
at 2014-03-04T09:18

讚推阿!!!! 爽快!!!!

By Odelette
at 2014-03-06T04:59

好美喔!! 在前男友面前好帥氣!!

By Jake
at 2014-03-06T19:57

鼻子瞬間變挺!!!!!

By Frederic
at 2014-03-11T12:42

好像藝人麻衣本來就是美女妝後有精神更美

By Una
at 2014-03-15T21:07

趕快發妝文^0^(敲碗)

By Donna
at 2014-03-18T07:35

哇賽美妝版真的很溫馨看到一堆漂亮心

By Kama
at 2014-03-19T18:24

花怒放阿XDDD 可是我沒寫過妝文欸><

By Isla
at 2014-03-23T02:51

XDDDDDDDDD你化完很正耶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Brianna
at 2014-03-27T07:42

放大片真的會差很多無害清純的感覺

By Robert
at 2014-04-01T03:27

是說底妝也太棒了吧！很水亮

By Hedy
at 2014-04-05T04:13

好漂亮!!!>/////< 期待妝容文+1

By Odelette
at 2014-04-07T04:13

可以公開化粧步驟嗎好美喔!!!!

By Iris
at 2014-04-11T12:04

帥幹得好xd

By Erin
at 2014-04-11T15:45

前女友:五顆星(勝)現任女友:滿肚火

By Quanna
at 2014-04-14T13:35

好扯XDDDD

By Elma
at 2014-04-18T13:17

爽快哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2014-04-20T05:53

童鞋恭喜你爆了XDD

By Sarah
at 2014-04-20T21:29

太!爽!快!!!好個女為己悅者容!!!!

By Delia
at 2014-04-25T21:21

好看~~~

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-04-30T00:26

妝後超美

By Hazel
at 2014-05-01T14:58

等妝文+1XDDDD超美的>////<

By Hardy
at 2014-05-01T19:25

嘴唇超漂亮的!!!

連我前男友都認不出我 - 美妝

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