[健忘] 出門記得口罩不要忘啊 - 牙齒保健

By Yedda
at 2011-02-19T03:25

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作者: akikao (秋顏) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [健忘] 出門記得口罩不要忘啊
時間: Sat Feb 19 00:20:20 2011

話說勇者我過年前去動正顎手術
術後還不到一天整，
導流管就在我做顏面復健運動的時候自行剝落下來...
血導不出來，就會變成淤血（？

術後第三天出院
出院當天還很正常，
臉上無瑕疵，只是腫的像豬頭。

第四天熊貓的黑眼圈慢慢浮現出來...就算了
還慢慢延伸擴散到臉頰冏

週一銷假上班，但是同事跟老闆看到這張豬頭臉，
馬上就把我趕回家了｜｜｜
此時我的臉已經淤血擴散到根本就是BIO跑出來的殭屍...

週二回牙科門診拔牙版，
甫走進牙科，護士們笑到嘴角抽動，
牙醫看到後，我發覺他在憋笑...
當然他有問一下我怎麼會變成黑青豬頭臉。

廢話那麼多重頭戲來了！！
禮拜三下午三點多，郵差來送信。
俺因為那時最閒，所以就被叫去門口拿信。
想說反正就家門口而已，口罩就不用帶了吧。
喔，就這樣拿了信進來。
郵差停在隔壁家，掛號不是我家的XD。

之後朋友拿網路團購的火鍋來，
就開始聊近況啊之類的。

這時！！
有個警察來敲門！＝口＝
他說：「不好意思，請問一下你們這附近是不是有人被打？」
「有人報案這邊有婦人疑似被家暴，不知道有什麼原因好像不敢說出來。」

第一瞬間我們以為他講的是隔壁那間出租套房的事，
就很天真的站在門口（沒帶口罩）跟警察說：
「應該是隔壁吧，隔壁分租給七個人ㄟ」
波利士大人盯著我看，說：
「但是報案的人指的是66巷20號喔」

＝口＝！！！
阿靠！那就是我家啊？
只見老弟跟友人全部盯著我看...

是我嗎？我嗎＝口＝！？
波利士大人用熱切的眼神看著我對我說，
「如果有什麼事情可以說出來，我會幫你的」

說什麼囧？我這是手術啊啊
我能說我被醫生毒打嗎？（不是

跟波利士大人解釋會腫的跟豬頭一樣又黑青的活像被人扁過，
是因為開刀的關係。
但是大人似乎不怎麼相信....
我的傷口都在口腔裡面啊啊啊
突然想到下巴有非常小的兩個縫線，
趕緊走出門外現給波利士大人看。
這才相信我真的不是被偷打。

事後才知道原來是好心的郵差報的警。
老爸縮在沙發上面叫說，
「差一點我就要進監獄過年了咧。」
之後一個禮拜都很三八的摸著我的頭說我怎麼敢打你ww

有圖有真相
恐怖照片慎入喔XDDD
http://ppt.cc/R_Xc

下次記得黑青的時候口罩不能離身唉...（抹臉

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By Olga
at 2011-02-19T18:28

wow我真的嚇到了XD

By Gilbert
at 2011-02-22T03:01

這 = ...

By Annie
at 2011-02-22T06:12

我是郵差的話說不定也會報警

By Daph Bay
at 2011-02-26T02:10

我也一定會報警…

By Tom
at 2011-02-27T13:53

靠.....半夜不要嚇人好不好.....原po正妹...

By Anonymous
at 2011-03-01T21:16

我弟被嚇哭了..

By Ida
at 2011-03-04T10:41

..................

By Jessica
at 2011-03-06T15:10

幹XDDD

By Gilbert
at 2011-03-09T18:32

還我漂漂拳~~~~

By Connor
at 2011-03-11T20:45

哈哈哈有話說出來，我們能幫你喔

By Charlotte
at 2011-03-12T01:35

你是被幾個人圍毆啊???

By Queena
at 2011-03-12T13:02

我沒良心的笑了= ="

By Heather
at 2011-03-15T00:04

有事真的要說～我可以再幫你報一次警 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2011-03-16T08:19

家暴請撥打113專線

By Ina
at 2011-03-20T12:13

推一個。

By Hamiltion
at 2011-03-24T11:19

XDDDD

By Lily
at 2011-03-25T23:43

囧你是被踢到幾腳阿XD

By Mason
at 2011-03-29T21:19

面目全非腳～～～

By Doris
at 2011-04-02T19:56

快去請你老爸賜你還你漂漂拳XD

By Genevieve
at 2011-04-05T10:18

心理準備已做好還是被嚇到ˊˋ

By Eartha
at 2011-04-06T22:38

做完正顎手術都會變豬頭..

By Candice
at 2011-04-11T00:23

真的像是被打 XDDD 郵差好熱心~~~~

By Steve
at 2011-04-14T21:46

By Michael
at 2011-04-15T20:07

早日康復QQ

By Steve
at 2011-04-16T05:30

原PO拍拍…但還是要笑XDDDD

By Madame
at 2011-04-20T05:42

幹我嚇到了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2011-04-20T14:24

這...一定要報警的阿XDDDDD

By Mason
at 2011-04-24T07:10

推你的真相!

By Gary
at 2011-04-27T16:07

香吉士: 整形SHOOT

By Donna
at 2011-04-29T05:05

郵差先生沒錯啊~是該報警的 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2011-04-29T11:17

原PO看起來好痛> < 但你好可愛XD

By Puput
at 2011-05-02T05:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2011-05-04T20:46

點進去還真的讓我很意外XDD

By Ursula
at 2011-05-06T11:13

祝原PO快快恢復漂亮臉但

By Eartha
at 2011-05-10T00:56

快用還我漂漂拳!!!

By Dora
at 2011-05-13T11:47

太厲害了真的嚇到 = =

By Anonymous
at 2011-05-13T16:33

推熱心公益的郵差跟熱心謹慎的警察~~~~~~

By Bennie
at 2011-05-14T22:03

XDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2011-05-19T14:26

我沒良心的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2011-05-23T03:39

XDDD

By Una
at 2011-05-27T08:57

OTZ 早日康復~"~

By Catherine
at 2011-05-29T03:21

對不起原po，我大笑! 祝你早日康復變大正咩~

By Kama
at 2011-05-29T05:33

加油你真有勇氣

By Genevieve
at 2011-05-29T16:51

被嚇到= =不過最後還是笑了XD

By Andy
at 2011-06-01T12:42

嚇到= =

By Joe
at 2011-06-02T21:25

我被嚇到了...

By Odelette
at 2011-06-04T04:58

話說今天一個來跟我問路的婦人也是......右臉頰整個青

By Lauren
at 2011-06-08T17:06

紫腫脹，眼睛都是紅色的血絲.....真的就是被人打成這樣
的感覺......那時真的很想問她說你沒事吧.....？

By Brianna
at 2011-06-09T08:19

剛還有睡意現在全醒了...

By David
at 2011-06-13T07:08

還我漂漂拳XDDD~~~郵差先生真的不能怪他XD

By Valerie
at 2011-06-13T22:28

被嚇到...原來臉可以變形成這樣...

By Eden
at 2011-06-15T14:12

看到有點嚇到..但我也大笑了我沒良心XD

By Lydia
at 2011-06-19T23:51

現在大半夜的ㄒ口ㄒ.....

By Agnes
at 2011-06-21T18:42

這是....　勘九郎?

By Hardy
at 2011-06-22T05:15

祝原PO早日康復～
我被嚇好大的一大跳...

By Joe
at 2011-06-25T00:45

對不起我笑到不行=___=

By Agnes
at 2011-06-26T09:23

對不起...我笑到從椅子上摔下去XDDD

By Eartha
at 2011-06-28T12:11

大笑XDDDDD 祝原PO早日康復啦~~~

By Una
at 2011-07-01T13:03

......祝你早日康復

By Enid
at 2011-07-02T01:42

借轉facelift版祝原po早日康復我承認我嚇到笑..XD

By Audriana
at 2011-07-03T08:53

今晚不敢睡喏

By Lydia
at 2011-07-07T01:59

哇真的很像被打了難怪郵差先生會報警XD 祝早日康復~

By Agatha
at 2011-07-11T11:27

再抱一次警吧

By Wallis
at 2011-07-15T14:38

還我漂漂拳+1 XD

By Jack
at 2011-07-17T01:58

有沒有動手術前的真相阿？？？

By Jessica
at 2011-07-19T03:19

郵差先生真是好人欸~祝原PO早日康復~!

By Charlie
at 2011-07-22T00:14

太可怕了確定沒修圖嗎...

By Sandy
at 2011-07-22T04:07

郵差是對的！早日康復....

By Olga
at 2011-07-26T04:05

太經典了!!哈哈哈我笑了

By Puput
at 2011-07-30T12:27

我也沒良心的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2011-08-02T05:49

※ M31:轉錄至看板 faceoff

By Noah
at 2011-08-05T23:02

祝早日康復唷~~

By Mia
at 2011-08-10T12:52

對不起我笑到流淚流不停!!! 祝妳早日康復變正妹

By Hazel
at 2011-08-15T02:40

大推元PO 祝你早日康復

By Belly
at 2011-08-16T05:15

快用還我漂漂拳!!!!

By Enid
at 2011-08-21T02:38

......是我我也會報警 XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2011-08-23T19:22

......祝你早日康復（考慮要不要撥110）

By Lily
at 2011-08-24T22:16

...早日康復...

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-08-26T06:08

那張照片也太好笑了~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(我好沒良心

By Victoria
at 2011-08-31T03:14

居然有圖推原PO的勇氣...

By Ina
at 2011-09-03T02:14

太悲慘了，祝你早日康復

By Belly
at 2011-09-05T18:41

對不起我笑了....祝原PO早日康復!!

By Kumar
at 2011-09-07T17:32

好可怕，助早日康復
祝

By Leila
at 2011-09-10T14:20

太扯了....

By Caitlin
at 2011-09-13T15:11

早日康復

By Olga
at 2011-09-13T16:29

早日康復!!

By Lauren
at 2011-09-14T23:59

http://0rz.tw/Gj86G 還我漂漂拳

By Steve
at 2011-09-17T19:33

嚇到+1，祝早日康復~!

By Catherine
at 2011-09-21T07:23

超像CS裡面的僵屍= =

By Kristin
at 2011-09-21T16:22

XDDDDDDD早日康復！

By Gilbert
at 2011-09-22T17:00

我笑了

By Rebecca
at 2011-09-25T14:19

建議去找香吉士整形SHOT!!

By Callum
at 2011-09-27T07:19

有圖加油= =

By Dorothy
at 2011-09-29T22:24

對不起，可是真的大笑了XDDDDDD 早日康復!!!

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-09-30T21:55

...愣了三秒之後大笑一定要早日康復阿!!!!

By Sarah
at 2011-10-02T23:56

早日康復~~~ XDDDD

By Ethan
at 2011-10-03T16:43

有沒有正常的照片來做比較

By Steve
at 2011-10-07T08:07

真的好像被打囧祝早日康復!

By Leila
at 2011-10-10T09:22

我也蠻想看原本長啥樣子有沒有對照圖XD

By William
at 2011-10-10T11:49

看過原po正常的照片之後，覺得真的差太多了XD

By Frederic
at 2011-10-12T19:05

被打要講，不要鱉著啊XD

By Hedwig
at 2011-10-17T11:02

我也想看對照圖!還有原PO真的勇氣可嘉!!真是優文一篇

By Delia
at 2011-10-22T06:52

雖然有心理準備打開之後還是忍不住脫口而出一句"哇靠"XD

By Audriana
at 2011-10-23T03:02

By Steve
at 2011-10-26T07:50

XDDD

By Lydia
at 2011-10-26T13:00

超像活屍= =

By Ida
at 2011-10-30T14:07

對不起我真的忍不住笑了

By Christine
at 2011-11-03T16:15

我被嚇到T_T

By Hedy
at 2011-11-06T17:04

XDDDD

By Liam
at 2011-11-10T19:57

祝原PO早日康復~不過那個照片實在是太厲害了~XDD

By Agatha
at 2011-11-13T11:43

XDDDD 真的好像家暴~~

By Joseph
at 2011-11-17T14:05

XDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2011-11-20T17:14

你紅了!不知笨板會不會掀起毀容的熱潮

By Rae
at 2011-11-21T14:59

好逆害!!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-11-26T04:43

這是用哈哈鏡照出來的吧 = =

By Gary
at 2011-11-29T17:22

借轉teeth-salon,我今年9月份也會變成這樣了

By Ida
at 2011-12-04T06:43

我還很期待我臉腫後會變成什麼樣

By Faithe
at 2011-12-07T18:56

面具比較好用

By Necoo
at 2011-12-07T21:29

笑死我了......

By Frederic
at 2011-12-08T21:03

你的心態很正面~! 給你個讚! 祝你早日康復~!!

By Daniel
at 2011-12-10T22:24

推勇氣!!! 敢PO再笨版給大家看XD

By Isabella
at 2011-12-13T11:42

妳真是太棒了!!!!!!一定會變美人的(拇指

By Rachel
at 2011-12-13T23:03

看照片的霎那有倒抽一口氣..祝早日康復喔!!

By George
at 2011-12-14T05:11

太猛了

By Hedwig
at 2011-12-17T02:53

對不起我笑了

By Anonymous
at 2011-12-20T00:42

XD 該說溫馨嗎 XD

[健忘] 出門記得口罩不要忘啊 - 牙齒保健

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