劍心再也不能用飛天御劍流了 - 健身

By Hedwig
at 2013-02-21T20:33

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1H3s-4M9 ]

作者: AngeLucifer (ウソのうまい男) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 劍心再也不能用飛天御劍流了
時間: Mon Feb 4 16:21:19 2013

神劍闖江湖, 大約在我國小到國中時完結了,

故事的最後, 身為(退役)傳說中暗殺者的主角劍心,

被醫生宣佈

「即使再怎麼小心，你還是會在四、五年之內，惡化到完全無法使用飛天御劍流…」

這對我幼小的心靈產生了莫大的衝擊.

怎麼會? 一路大殺四方的主角怎麼到了最後一集突然就被廢武功了?

怎麼到最後一集突然得了「不能用飛天御劍流病」呢?QQ

沒事還補了一句「因為比古先生(主角的師父)有像鎧甲般的肌肉所以沒事」

喂~~~!! 哪一國的病會視肌肉生長狀況萌發啊?

雖然這部漫畫一直出現讓牛頓都會氣到從墳裡跳出來的天兵設定,

但這麼恐怖的病我壓根都沒聽過啊!!

= 時光飛逝 =

直到今天, 26歲的才深刻的體悟到

那叫退化性關節炎

主角整天飛來飛去上竄下跳衝刺急停還多練一個單腳轉身的拔刀奧義,

現在想起來半月板應該老早就找個好人家投胎去了吧?

也怪醫生講得太隱誨了, 聽起來就像得了甚麼絕症一樣,

在那句話前面加個"你得了退化性關節炎"不就好了嗎?

不過哪一個漫畫的主角會得退化性關節炎啊?

坂田銀時頂多也只是糖尿病高危險群啊, 幕末真是太可怕了.

==

PS. 內側大腿肌如果足夠發達, 運動時膝蓋比較不會產生位移,

所以比古師父靠肌肉活下來理論上是對的

PS2.飛來飛去上竄下跳衝刺急停還多練一個單腳轉身,

跟我當年練FOOTBALL時的菜單一樣, 無怪乎才26歲的我就趕上劍心28歲的進度...

再見了半月板, 希望你投胎到一個好人家QQ

PS3.太貴了. 沒有買

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※ 編輯: AngeLucifer 來自: 1.165.119.40 (02/04 16:23)

推 hope399331:推神劍闖江湖悱春劍心 02/04 16:24

推 k9866:推ps3 02/04 16:34

推 CP64:推現實( ′_>`) 02/04 16:35

推 uytqazescf:那時候有說是他身材矮小不適合練另外也應該說比古那件 02/04 16:38

→ uytqazescf:代代相傳的衣服一來是劍心拒絕不要穿的二來是劍心太 02/04 16:39

→ uytqazescf:早就下山不然他應該可以先繼承比古清十郎的名字再慢慢 02/04 16:40

→ AngeLucifer:練肌肉 02/04 16:40

→ uytqazescf:把肌肉練起來 02/04 16:40

推 howvolley:推退化性關節炎！！！（誤 02/04 16:43

推 fablecooler:ps3...XD 02/04 16:57

推 October29:推半月板跟關節炎 02/04 17:09

推 mydeargf:囧 02/04 17:27

推 noy010203:好啦，原PO拍拍。好好跟半月板說再見。 02/04 17:36

推 Tenging:先練肌肉 02/04 17:40

推 ann7773631:推PS3 XDDDDD 02/04 17:42

推 ffwind:PS3.太貴了. 沒有買 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 17:50

推 baba1020:笑翻捉到笑點拉xdddd 退化性關節炎啥鬼 02/04 17:51

推 zack7301428:那個年代不太可能說出那麼學術的話語吧 02/04 18:09

推 bigappleman:樓上不要年代歧視喔ˋˊ 02/04 18:17

推 david18:原po保重 02/04 18:26

推 a1zz3:XD 02/04 18:44

推 overhead:ps3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 18:56

推 arrakis:退化性關節炎XD 02/04 18:57

推 jill67452000:原PO拍拍 02/04 19:04

推 mrcat:記者:你怎麼不願意飛？劍心:我就腳麻是要怎麼飛! 記者:.... 02/04 19:05

推 apycalo:哈哈樓上超好笑 02/04 19:15

推 Lidiana:樓樓上讓我笑翻了 02/04 19:18

→ Archi821:腳麻的已經飛了 02/04 19:22

推 ps3sogood:找我????????? 02/04 19:37

推 kiki41052:半月板www 02/04 19:58

推 aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？(但好像怪怪的.. 02/04 20:03

→ mpcb:吳導: 這腳手如果靈活，拔刀術的就快活 02/04 20:04

推 aprilweather:你解決了我的疑惑啊！(我一直以為他會過勞死...) 02/04 20:06

→ Tenging:看成月半板XDDD 02/04 20:21

推 connieyu:ps3戳到我笑點了XDDDD 02/04 20:28

推 peilin8272:原來如此...QQ 原po拍拍.... 02/04 20:31

推 gfneo:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 20:41

推 nydiatptt:原來是這樣...當時很錯愕欸...退化性關節炎好懂多了 02/04 20:51

推 anitaway:你覺得這麼帥氣的漫畫講出得了退化性關節炎還帥嗎? 02/04 20:57

→ anitaway:會瞬間變成搞笑漫畫的!!!! 02/04 20:57

推 Dante:PS3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 20:57

推 kingaden:april << 半月板是軟骨 02/04 21:19

推 Mood310400:推 aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？(但好像怪怪的.. XD 02/04 21:25

推 kenshin078:哈哈有種蛋蛋的哀傷 02/04 21:28

推 Mejamelody:XDDDDDDDD 02/04 21:37

推 bamboo1314:ps3 XDDDDD 02/04 21:48

推 Usamiakihiko:什麼是半月板？看不懂ps3...可以解釋嗎ORZ 02/04 22:18

推 carmelono15:半月板就是膝蓋之間的軟骨運動員會磨損得比較快 02/04 22:26

推 linotwo:ps3 就是... PS3 02/04 22:41

推 azuregni:原PO拍拍這篇有種哀傷的幽默~ 02/04 22:44

推 Addidas:不錯啊這篇 02/04 22:50

→ tryit0902:想知道原PO FOOTBALL的菜單XD 02/04 22:54

推 Usamiakihiko:那PS3請問世什麼？ 02/04 23:00

推 angeline0321:1推 02/04 23:03

推 Tenging:因為我們有XD360 02/04 23:06

→ rjar:抱歉 PS3 我沒笑 02/04 23:14

推 REDBLUEr:BruceWayne： 02/04 23:54

推 IcJack:XD，通遍都有趣 02/05 00:56

推 criminal:PS3 xD 02/05 02:03

推 hsiang1990:推一下XDD 02/05 02:13

推 sharkimage:PS3好妙完全戳中笑點 02/05 03:44

推 kueiblood:我一直以為他得絕症了+1 原來是退化性關節炎啊!! 02/05 08:48

推 ss163500:淚推 02/05 09:21

推 sunnymeow:讚 02/05 09:58

推 yunhu:多錢的疑惑終解，專業推！！！ 02/05 09:58

推 freedom51710:不不，是因為他的膝蓋中了一箭(誤 02/05 10:05

推 ozclement:看笨版長知識!!! 02/05 10:15

推 richday:XDDDDDDDDD 02/05 10:21

→ Tenging:突破多年看不懂的點了 02/05 10:36

推 lkklttu: aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？ 02/05 11:11

推 omyg0d2007:PS3讓我愣了一下.. 02/05 11:29

推 zasx1452:最後一句我笑了 XD 02/05 12:42

推 bluebarley:這篇有種奇特的喜感XDDDD 半月板RIP 02/05 13:34

推 b0807love:退化性關節炎！所以原PO才26歲就...!? (笑翻) 02/05 14:18

推 b0807love:原來半月板是一個器官阿...我剛剛還在找在PTT的哪裡.... 02/05 14:20

→ insky60102:想到半月板就想到roy阿Q-Q 02/05 14:22

推 kid8500:淚推劍心跟ROY 02/05 14:58

推 ru486:PS3XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 15:09

推 khch:劍心迷只有推了XDDDD 02/05 15:23

推 rain1061:淚推半月板.. 02/05 15:30

推 JazzChen:推退化性關節炎 02/05 15:48

推 earl001:專業推~~ 02/05 16:35

推 yumanatu:我怎麼覺得比較像髕骨軟化症 02/05 16:50

推 sing129:可以轉漫吐嗎XDDDDDD 02/05 17:15

推 maotz:原來是退化性關節炎啊原po解了我多年來的疑惑 02/05 18:17

推 gungunit:半月板是膝蓋間的軟骨 02/05 18:21

推 magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 18:25

推 MadCaro:有沒有神人可以畫一下兄貴劍心? 02/05 18:49

→ MadCaro:神劍闖江湖之另一種結局這樣... XD 02/05 18:50

推 TsutsuKan:神劍闖江湖跟銀魂都超愛的!! 是說ps3也太酷XDD 02/05 21:04

推 lovemoonman:瞬間看城飛天御姊流 02/05 21:40

推 zookada:PS3 <=搓到我笑點了 XXDDD 02/05 22:07

推 yeask:劍心迷淚推....後來畫風變好簡略啊........... 02/06 01:18

推 princessmake:XD 02/06 10:10

推 Legolasgreen:我沒有看結局嗚嗚嗚 02/06 11:27

推 hesa888:看笨版長知識，不過看到留言後會嘴角失守XD 02/06 14:31

推 ljhvincent:你突破忙點了華生~~ 02/06 17:43

推 duncan6502:看笨版長知識 02/06 19:45

推 ku121ma:原來是退化性關節炎啊...... 02/06 20:49

推 kenshin333:其實故事中多少有提到使用飛天御劍流對人體負擔很大 02/07 09:15

→ kenshin333:身材矮小又沒啥肌肉的劍心劍士生涯提早報銷也是很合情 02/07 09:16

→ kenshin333:理的XD 02/07 09:17

推 iamvvv:原po...QQ 簽名檔是雷槍!! 02/07 20:55

推 RainInNight: 淚推笨版長知識(?) 02/08 00:05

推 ligopa:唉....其實是梅毒......請看一下心酸篇(?) 02/08 01:29

梅毒不會視肌肉生長狀況發病吧XD

話說我爸看心酸篇時說那比較像麻瘋
※ 編輯: AngeLucifer 來自: 123.240.120.174 (02/08 01:34)

推 godamnshock:好懷念那部卡通喔 02/08 01:43

推 chan03212:我記得PS3梗以前就有出現過了耶不過忘了什麼時候 02/10 03:05

推 Cathexis1989:從fb版來朝聖的劍心迷推 XD 02/20 22:32

Tags: 健身

All Comments

By Lauren
at 2013-02-22T13:28

推神劍闖江湖悱春劍心

By Una
at 2013-02-26T19:11

推ps3

By Susan
at 2013-03-02T06:04

推現實( ′_>`)

By Dorothy
at 2013-03-07T01:43

那時候有說是他身材矮小不適合練另外也應該說比古那件

By Irma
at 2013-03-07T03:05

代代相傳的衣服一來是劍心拒絕不要穿的二來是劍心太

By Gilbert
at 2013-03-09T14:51

早就下山不然他應該可以先繼承比古清十郎的名字再慢慢
把肌肉練起來

By Dorothy
at 2013-03-11T00:14

練肌肉

By Yedda
at 2013-03-15T16:34

推退化性關節炎！！！（誤

By Dinah
at 2013-03-16T20:50

ps3...XD

By Noah
at 2013-03-20T01:36

推半月板跟關節炎

By Robert
at 2013-03-21T07:42

囧

By Yuri
at 2013-03-24T16:54

好啦，原PO拍拍。好好跟半月板說再見。

By Hedy
at 2013-03-26T03:03

先練肌肉

By Heather
at 2013-03-30T19:06

推PS3 XDDDDD

By Eden
at 2013-04-02T11:21

PS3.太貴了. 沒有買 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2013-04-04T01:19

笑翻捉到笑點拉xdddd 退化性關節炎啥鬼

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-04-05T11:43

那個年代不太可能說出那麼學術的話語吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-04-07T12:04

樓上不要年代歧視喔ˋˊ

By Jacob
at 2013-04-12T11:46

原po保重

By Yedda
at 2013-04-16T23:58

By Ingrid
at 2013-04-20T10:28

ps3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2013-04-22T08:23

退化性關節炎XD

By Zora
at 2013-04-23T09:30

原PO拍拍

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-04-27T18:23

記者:你怎麼不願意飛？劍心:我就腳麻是要怎麼飛! 記者:....

By Wallis
at 2013-04-30T21:46

哈哈樓上超好笑

By Audriana
at 2013-05-03T04:48

樓樓上讓我笑翻了

By Madame
at 2013-05-04T16:45

腳麻的已經飛了

By Ingrid
at 2013-05-06T17:06

找我?????????

By Linda
at 2013-05-10T07:09

半月板www

By Dinah
at 2013-05-12T23:46

半月板...是胖嗎？(但好像怪怪的..

By Wallis
at 2013-05-15T00:50

吳導: 這腳手如果靈活，拔刀術的就快活

By Oliver
at 2013-05-16T03:39

你解決了我的疑惑啊！(我一直以為他會過勞死...)

By Dinah
at 2013-05-18T08:45

看成月半板XDDD

By Frederic
at 2013-05-22T13:16

ps3戳到我笑點了XDDDD

By Donna
at 2013-05-27T10:52

原來如此...QQ 原po拍拍....

By Lydia
at 2013-05-31T08:15

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2013-06-03T03:57

原來是這樣...當時很錯愕欸...退化性關節炎好懂多了

By Caroline
at 2013-06-05T22:12

你覺得這麼帥氣的漫畫講出得了退化性關節炎還帥嗎?
會瞬間變成搞笑漫畫的!!!!

By James
at 2013-06-10T04:37

PS3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2013-06-14T14:26

april << 半月板是軟骨

By Freda
at 2013-06-17T02:37

推 aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？(但好像怪怪的.. XD

By John
at 2013-06-18T23:01

哈哈有種蛋蛋的哀傷

By Yedda
at 2013-06-22T04:13

XDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2013-06-25T03:33

ps3 XDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2013-06-29T19:25

什麼是半月板？看不懂ps3...可以解釋嗎ORZ

By Aaliyah
at 2013-07-03T15:10

半月板就是膝蓋之間的軟骨運動員會磨損得比較快

By Mia
at 2013-07-07T02:58

ps3 就是... PS3

By Callum
at 2013-07-08T07:26

原PO拍拍這篇有種哀傷的幽默~

By Iris
at 2013-07-10T02:26

不錯啊這篇

By Rachel
at 2013-07-13T15:25

想知道原PO FOOTBALL的菜單XD

By Puput
at 2013-07-17T11:54

那PS3請問世什麼？

By Emma
at 2013-07-21T22:31

1推

By Emily
at 2013-07-25T07:09

因為我們有XD360

By Lauren
at 2013-07-25T20:23

抱歉 PS3 我沒笑

By Tracy
at 2013-07-30T16:56

BruceWayne：

By Elma
at 2013-07-30T18:41

XD，通遍都有趣

By Ingrid
at 2013-08-01T07:33

PS3 xD

By Ina
at 2013-08-04T05:20

推一下XDD

By Rebecca
at 2013-08-06T18:08

PS3好妙完全戳中笑點

By Anthony
at 2013-08-11T09:53

我一直以為他得絕症了+1 原來是退化性關節炎啊!!

By Ina
at 2013-08-11T12:04

淚推

By Zanna
at 2013-08-15T15:26

讚

By Hedda
at 2013-08-15T22:47

多錢的疑惑終解，專業推！！！

By Lucy
at 2013-08-16T11:09

不不，是因為他的膝蓋中了一箭(誤

By Charlie
at 2013-08-19T20:23

看笨版長知識!!!

By Odelette
at 2013-08-24T09:45

XDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2013-08-25T03:16

突破多年看不懂的點了

By Dorothy
at 2013-08-28T01:11

aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？

By Caroline
at 2013-08-29T15:41

PS3讓我愣了一下..

By Connor
at 2013-08-31T15:54

最後一句我笑了 XD

By Kyle
at 2013-09-05T03:36

這篇有種奇特的喜感XDDDD 半月板RIP

By Poppy
at 2013-09-05T05:17

退化性關節炎！所以原PO才26歲就...!? (笑翻)

By Ophelia
at 2013-09-07T20:05

原來半月板是一個器官阿...我剛剛還在找在PTT的哪裡....

By Queena
at 2013-09-11T22:17

想到半月板就想到roy阿Q-Q

By Zenobia
at 2013-09-16T12:04

淚推劍心跟ROY

By Jacky
at 2013-09-18T17:41

PS3XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2013-09-23T11:43

劍心迷只有推了XDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2013-09-25T15:59

淚推半月板..

By Jack
at 2013-09-27T19:50

推退化性關節炎

By Ingrid
at 2013-10-01T16:35

專業推~~

By Bethany
at 2013-10-05T23:25

我怎麼覺得比較像髕骨軟化症

By Ina
at 2013-10-08T08:50

可以轉漫吐嗎XDDDDDD

By Agatha
at 2013-10-11T12:06

原來是退化性關節炎啊原po解了我多年來的疑惑

By Bethany
at 2013-10-15T15:34

半月板是膝蓋間的軟骨

By Emily
at 2013-10-18T13:09

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2013-10-20T10:08

有沒有神人可以畫一下兄貴劍心?

By Ursula
at 2013-10-22T10:06

神劍闖江湖之另一種結局這樣... XD

By Eartha
at 2013-10-24T21:24

神劍闖江湖跟銀魂都超愛的!! 是說ps3也太酷XDD

By Annie
at 2013-10-25T21:43

瞬間看城飛天御姊流

By Catherine
at 2013-10-28T13:56

PS3 <=搓到我笑點了 XXDDD

By Tracy
at 2013-10-31T03:41

劍心迷淚推....後來畫風變好簡略啊...........

By Brianna
at 2013-10-31T07:51

By Tom
at 2013-10-31T17:29

我沒有看結局嗚嗚嗚

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-11-01T03:03

看笨版長知識，不過看到留言後會嘴角失守XD

By Lauren
at 2013-11-02T18:11

你突破忙點了華生~~

By Necoo
at 2013-11-05T22:43

看笨版長知識

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-11-07T11:58

原來是退化性關節炎啊......

By Kristin
at 2013-11-10T18:52

其實故事中多少有提到使用飛天御劍流對人體負擔很大

By Kristin
at 2013-11-12T12:10

身材矮小又沒啥肌肉的劍心劍士生涯提早報銷也是很合情

By Rae
at 2013-11-16T20:42

理的XD

By Dinah
at 2013-11-17T21:32

原po...QQ 簽名檔是雷槍!!

By Ida
at 2013-11-22T18:41

淚推笨版長知識(?)

By Yedda
at 2013-11-25T22:37

唉....其實是梅毒......請看一下心酸篇(?)

By Daniel
at 2013-11-27T23:06

好懷念那部卡通喔

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-11-30T00:04

我記得PS3梗以前就有出現過了耶不過忘了什麼時候

By Caroline
at 2013-12-04T03:57

從fb版來朝聖的劍心迷推 XD

By Lily
at 2013-12-07T02:12

你看看，重訓是多麼重要，師父叫你重訓你偏不聽！！

By Jake
at 2013-12-09T23:59

劍心 :漫畫迷不喜歡看肌肉男(淚

By Mary
at 2013-12-10T04:03

尼麻的
火燒京都!!

By Michael
at 2013-12-11T00:41

PS3 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2013-12-14T21:37

劍心真的太瘦弱了

By Genevieve
at 2013-12-18T14:41

PS3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2013-12-19T06:59

PS3有笑點 XDDD

By Linda
at 2013-12-21T14:56

好笑

By Irma
at 2013-12-22T12:34

PS3也沒那麼那麼貴 PS4都要出了~ 劍心這樣還不算有重訓= =

By Bennie
at 2013-12-22T15:02

想當年我可是為劍心心痛了好久!

By Kelly
at 2013-12-27T02:20

拍拍啦...推PS3

By Valerie
at 2013-12-29T05:29

拍拍原PO~~~好促咪阿~~~

By Olive
at 2013-12-30T14:50

別忘記比古要給劍心穿的那件衣服啊

By Charlie
at 2014-01-04T12:07

以後不能闖江湖只好闖紅燈了(欸)

劍心再也不能用飛天御劍流了 - 健身

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