跑步時遇到減肥魔人.... - 減肥
By Michael
at 2014-09-28T15:24
at 2014-09-28T15:24
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持續慢跑超過半個月了
由於晚上跑都會睡不著
所以今天改成晨跑
就在我跑第5圈時...
對面一個大嬸衝過來劈頭就說
大嬸:妹妹 我教你減肥好不好
我:好阿..(該不會又要推銷吧
大嬸:唉呀 妹妹你看你 這麼胖 別再跑步了 你噸位那麼大你膝蓋會壞掉喔
我:喔 (繼續跑
大嬸:你停下來聽我說啦 別再吃澱粉了 每天吃燕麥才會瘦 你停下來別跑了啦
我:喔~真的阿 要吃燕麥阿(心裡OS 難道燕麥不是澱粉阿= =
大嬸:跟你說 你這麼胖真的別跑步 我以前7x公斤也是跑步跑超快的 結果就受傷啦
我心想 會受傷純粹是你跑太快吧~~我雖然胖 但跑得很慢 只要不舒服馬上停下來的
大嬸:跟你說 你只要每天在家原地跑才會瘦 不然你看看你在這跑步回家又吃大餐
怎麼會瘦 我本來7X耶 現在才59 很瘦吧 你要趕快吃燕麥了啦
我:(我是跟你很熟?你又知道我平常都吃啥喔
我:喔是喔 那你今天怎出來跑步?
大嬸:我是昨天量體重又胖了一公斤變61 我今天才出來跑呀
大嬸:油炸別再吃了啦~你看看你搞得這麼胖 哎呀 吃成這樣才來減 真傷腦筋 沒男友吧?
我:我結婚了咧
大嬸:結婚了!多久阿
我:兩個多月阿
大嬸:你這麼胖這樣結婚阿~~
我:對咧
此時我真的很怒= =這個半路殺出的大嬸不但一直批評我身材
更重要的是還一直打亂我跑步!不過看她為了跟我傳授祕方邊跑邊講的氣喘吁吁的
也是挺好笑就是,後來受不了就以喝水的理由跑走啦~
不過除了這次之外,上次坐自強旁邊的阿姨也突然對我傳瘦減肥秘方(賀寶寶
但是感覺完全不像今天讓我這麼怒阿= =我真的該好好加油減肥了~~
最後想請問各位版友,跑步或走路時小腿前側非常痠,是因為用錯力嗎?謝謝!
--
由於晚上跑都會睡不著
所以今天改成晨跑
就在我跑第5圈時...
對面一個大嬸衝過來劈頭就說
大嬸:妹妹 我教你減肥好不好
我:好阿..(該不會又要推銷吧
大嬸:唉呀 妹妹你看你 這麼胖 別再跑步了 你噸位那麼大你膝蓋會壞掉喔
我:喔 (繼續跑
大嬸:你停下來聽我說啦 別再吃澱粉了 每天吃燕麥才會瘦 你停下來別跑了啦
我:喔~真的阿 要吃燕麥阿(心裡OS 難道燕麥不是澱粉阿= =
大嬸:跟你說 你這麼胖真的別跑步 我以前7x公斤也是跑步跑超快的 結果就受傷啦
我心想 會受傷純粹是你跑太快吧~~我雖然胖 但跑得很慢 只要不舒服馬上停下來的
大嬸:跟你說 你只要每天在家原地跑才會瘦 不然你看看你在這跑步回家又吃大餐
怎麼會瘦 我本來7X耶 現在才59 很瘦吧 你要趕快吃燕麥了啦
我:(我是跟你很熟?你又知道我平常都吃啥喔
我:喔是喔 那你今天怎出來跑步?
大嬸:我是昨天量體重又胖了一公斤變61 我今天才出來跑呀
大嬸:油炸別再吃了啦~你看看你搞得這麼胖 哎呀 吃成這樣才來減 真傷腦筋 沒男友吧?
我:我結婚了咧
大嬸:結婚了!多久阿
我:兩個多月阿
大嬸:你這麼胖這樣結婚阿~~
我:對咧
此時我真的很怒= =這個半路殺出的大嬸不但一直批評我身材
更重要的是還一直打亂我跑步!不過看她為了跟我傳授祕方邊跑邊講的氣喘吁吁的
也是挺好笑就是,後來受不了就以喝水的理由跑走啦~
不過除了這次之外,上次坐自強旁邊的阿姨也突然對我傳瘦減肥秘方(賀寶寶
但是感覺完全不像今天讓我這麼怒阿= =我真的該好好加油減肥了~~
最後想請問各位版友,跑步或走路時小腿前側非常痠,是因為用錯力嗎?謝謝!
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