一句話讓胖子崩潰大賽 - 健身

By Madame
at 2015-08-21T21:58

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我知道大家都努力地讓體態更好

不是每位都可以擔當胖子的封號(?!)

近日一句話大賽很紅希望大家一起來同樂

算是一種自我解嘲歡樂面對的方式

一句話讓胖子崩潰大賽

https://www.facebook.com/events/1481006978886563/

(如有不妥等等自刪, 謝謝)

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By Leila
at 2015-08-23T14:58

死胖子還吃?

By Charlotte
at 2015-08-24T20:04

目前留言看起來不外乎飲食,衣著和外觀等評價讓人崩潰

By Odelette
at 2015-08-28T22:23

你好臭喔

By Callum
at 2015-08-29T08:46

你媽居然還輸你

By Ina
at 2015-08-30T08:45

幹嘛要讓胖子崩潰呀.....

By Audriana
at 2015-09-02T01:31

我不是要鼓勵羞辱別人只是想用一種自我解嘲的方式

By Andrew
at 2015-09-05T15:55

你平常不照鏡子嗎

By Doris
at 2015-09-07T10:28

用更開朗的心態面對生活而已沒有任何特別嘲笑的意味

By Yuri
at 2015-09-08T03:10

小姐你懷孕了？

By Eden
at 2015-09-09T08:35

不要靠近火源喔，會燒起來

By Doris
at 2015-09-10T11:50

推nicegood大

By Oliver
at 2015-09-13T01:51

這麼胖了還吃？

By Oliver
at 2015-09-16T23:04

從小吃歐羅肥長大的喔

By Thomas
at 2015-09-17T12:39

來，單槓。

By Quanna
at 2015-09-17T23:10

先別說減肥了，你喝過賀X福奶昔嗎??

By Hedwig
at 2015-09-21T13:05

都吃不胖

By Mary
at 2015-09-24T13:25

你的奶比我媽的還大

By Linda
at 2015-09-25T08:55

豬都笑你胖

By Dora
at 2015-09-28T01:56

多久沒看到雞雞了?

By Jake
at 2015-10-01T02:44

死肥豬

By Gary
at 2015-10-04T21:39

你要節制啊唉我不想多說了…

By Joe
at 2015-10-06T13:59

你腳趾頭被肚子蓋住了

By Charlie
at 2015-10-09T00:45

你看得到小GG嗎

By Jack
at 2015-10-11T12:00

你看電影一次買幾個座位?

By Kama
at 2015-10-14T23:52

你叫計的程車是用拖板車在載嗎?

By Rachel
at 2015-10-19T18:11

小姐這位置讓妳坐。

By Victoria
at 2015-10-20T11:24

當年為了載你去外縣市發生石油危機

By William
at 2015-10-21T02:44

你什麼時候會變成黑洞?

By Lydia
at 2015-10-22T07:06

中元節要到了，你也準備好了^^

By Ina
at 2015-10-26T23:13

你怎還不快一點去投胎

By Tracy
at 2015-10-28T12:23

不要靠近我很熱

By Oscar
at 2015-10-30T10:32

這麼胖你男友(女友)不會嫌棄你哦

By Ula
at 2015-11-01T23:59

最近吃很好喔

By Quintina
at 2015-11-03T08:08

小姐,這裡給你坐.

By Hedda
at 2015-11-04T22:13

前女友父：妳交男朋友怎不找個瘦一點的

By Carol
at 2015-11-08T12:12

你的影子借我躲一下太陽~~好熱

By Michael
at 2015-11-10T22:07

以前冬天和幾位朋友走在路上，其中ㄧ位朋友突然繞到我後面
，躲在我後面走，我還沒意會到什麼意思，有人大笑說：「她
可以幫妳擋風喔」然後大家大笑。其實我BMI 20左右，躲我後
面的是4X公斤，紙片人但大家覺得她身材很好，覺得我太胖

By Agnes
at 2015-11-15T02:11

怎麼又胖了

By Lauren
at 2015-11-16T22:02

妳怎麼可以胖到這麼沒自覺

By Ursula
at 2015-11-19T21:33

電梯超載了請搭下一台

By Joe
at 2015-11-24T04:51

講"死胖子"就可以了

By Edwina
at 2015-11-26T11:40

瘦子:吼唷~ 人家最近又胖了

By Hardy
at 2015-11-28T08:06

明明正在減肥但別人卻說 : 你又變胖了

By Ursula
at 2015-11-29T22:57

你怎麼可能吃不下
(胖子不能吃飽了嗎？？？)

By Queena
at 2015-12-03T16:52

我們這裡沒有L號的衣服喔

By Megan
at 2015-12-08T15:33

尿尿看不到GG一定很不方便

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-12-12T12:50

豬一樣的體脂

By Eden
at 2015-12-12T20:41

呃，樓上，豬的體酯才15%，比決大多數人瘦很多 XD

By Lily
at 2015-12-15T15:53

我竟然輸給豬了.........

By Mia
at 2015-12-16T18:38

你減肥還吃飯??????!!!!!!!!

By Jake
at 2015-12-17T20:02

好羨慕你哦～大家都叫我吃胖一點，可是我怎麼吃就吃是吃
不胖！

By Oscar
at 2015-12-21T11:05

肥仔你臉很醜，瘦下來ㄧ樣不會變好看，頂多覺得你很厲害

By Irma
at 2015-12-22T09:31

X! 阿臉就無法練啊!!

By Rosalind
at 2015-12-26T03:09

來小姐這位子讓給你坐

By Bethany
at 2015-12-26T08:48

沒看置底??

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-27T04:14

不跟肥宅講話

By Ingrid
at 2015-12-29T20:51

天阿！！你竟然挑食...不過也還好你會挑食

By Madame
at 2016-01-02T00:22

覺得自己又胖又醜嗎？你瘦下來就只剩下醜了……

By Connor
at 2016-01-06T12:16

小這位子給你坐
小姐這位子給你坐

By Edwina
at 2016-01-08T23:14

你有在練嗎?

By Oliver
at 2016-01-13T01:40

短短一聲「阿姨」讓我崩潰過，因為當時我才國一

By Edwina
at 2016-01-15T12:36

好羨慕你哦我都吃不胖

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-19T04:30

你就去死吧，因為你就算死了，也不過是死胖子

By Audriana
at 2016-01-22T10:21

死肥豬

By Ula
at 2016-01-25T02:14

服飾店: 對不起, 這邊全沒適合你的size. 隔壁有大尺碼專

By Linda
at 2016-01-26T06:20

賣店, 出去後右轉, bye...

By Ina
at 2016-01-29T08:23

我都吃不胖!

By Franklin
at 2016-01-30T12:11

你怎麼越來越胖?

By Tracy
at 2016-02-02T20:34

你便當都吃得完喔？我吃幾口就飽了欸

By Iris
at 2016-02-05T03:32

阿你不是在減肥怎麼沒變瘦阿

By Olga
at 2016-02-05T10:10

你好像灌壞的糯米腸唷

By Kristin
at 2016-02-08T04:11

真好不管撘什麼車都沒人跟你擠位子 (沒人想跟胖子坐)

By Isla
at 2016-02-08T18:29

你吃這樣夠嗎？

By Dorothy
at 2016-02-10T09:52

你身上油味好重

By Iris
at 2016-02-11T05:31

你比看起來吃得還少（翻桌）

By Kyle
at 2016-02-14T15:26

你吃這樣夠嗎<<<<<<<<<<<真的好狠喔!!!XDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-16T20:34

也不想想自己是個胖子還在那邊一句話個屁

By Candice
at 2016-02-20T19:48

你衣服哪買立體的

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-02-24T12:37

不是有在運動嗎?怎麼還這麼胖

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-26T17:49

欸你有聞到一股油臭味嗎

By Hardy
at 2016-02-27T15:12

象腿

By Margaret
at 2016-03-01T02:49

妳真的很油膩欸(真實事件)

By Ethan
at 2016-03-05T07:24

豬的體脂肪比你低

By Enid
at 2016-03-06T14:08

媽媽幾個月了?預產期什麼時候

By Annie
at 2016-03-11T11:27

拜拜的時候，你是不是都咬著橘子

By Rachel
at 2016-03-12T11:55

機車載妳所以跑不動

By Emma
at 2016-03-15T07:51

你的下巴不見了(真的被朋友這樣說過..

By Irma
at 2016-03-16T06:48

羅馬不一天造成的 (綽號羅馬飄過........

By Madame
at 2016-03-16T21:24

你媽超胖

By Elma
at 2016-03-21T02:59

你的阿帕契頭盔大到營區都放不下

By Jake
at 2016-03-25T17:06

你怎麼吃這麼少，我以為....

By Ula
at 2016-03-30T03:02

你是不是變胖了

By Ophelia
at 2016-03-31T02:44

你再怎麼少吃還是不會瘦啦

By Mia
at 2016-04-01T08:52

為什麼不去參加拔河？

By Daniel
at 2016-04-04T21:05

媽呀你是抽油煙機喔

By Tom
at 2016-04-06T20:19

豬為什麼要用兩隻腳走路?

By Kumar
at 2016-04-07T21:30

妳的大腿真的很粗欸

By Tom
at 2016-04-09T12:30

你好像變肉了耶

By Liam
at 2016-04-14T11:18

胖子界的金城武

By Ula
at 2016-04-16T22:51

hi, 勝文

By Selena
at 2016-04-19T07:05

你真的是胖，不是壯

By Elizabeth
at 2016-04-21T06:02

身材的胖瘦會讓你遇見不同的人

By Ethan
at 2016-04-23T15:01

再不減就分手囉~

By Damian
at 2016-04-24T23:14

我分不清楚你的正面和背面，屁股跟肚子一樣大耶

By Robert
at 2016-04-28T10:28

（剛進服飾店）店員：我們這裏沒有你的size喔

By Joseph
at 2016-04-29T01:48

什麼，你怎麼吃這麼少?

By Mia
at 2016-04-29T18:33

你不知道體脂率超過19%都叫胖子，豬體脂率15%，比豬還

By Anthony
at 2016-05-02T22:06

吸大摳

By Kyle
at 2016-05-03T19:47

勝文都瘦了

By Zanna
at 2016-05-08T09:07

減肥? 你在跟我開玩笑吧

By Una
at 2016-05-12T05:12

這款是one size的喔（說完默默飄開）

By Agatha
at 2016-05-13T04:58

天哪！49公斤！我不能再胖下去了

By Una
at 2016-05-13T16:32

國家不開發你這個油礦是國家的損失

By Charlotte
at 2016-05-17T07:51

你不胖

By Emily
at 2016-05-18T05:52

你吃太多了發Q我明明就正常吃

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-20T20:04

小姐這件版小哦請先試XL

By Doris
at 2016-05-22T06:24

你吃飯吃好快喔...好像胖子都吃很快(說完立即閃人)

By Harry
at 2016-05-23T15:56

你跟你媽身材一樣但你是未婚少女欸

By Kelly
at 2016-05-27T17:15

你跟xxx長很像但她比你瘦很多

By Hedy
at 2016-06-01T01:56

184的老公看到160的我體重跟他一樣時說：唉…（搖頭）

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-01T23:14

看完這些推文真難過...

By Jacob
at 2016-06-05T18:55

米其林

By Selena
at 2016-06-06T14:28

你一定有三高~ (高什麼高我沒有！

By Ingrid
at 2016-06-08T18:18

胖子無法控制自己,怎麼控制別人

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-09T19:51

同事：剛有地震？我以為是妳走過去。

By Linda
at 2016-06-09T21:29

大象，走路走小力一點好嗎

By Blanche
at 2016-06-13T09:58

ㄟ~~大摳呆

By Selena
at 2016-06-18T01:57

現在不是白天嗎? 怎麼有月亮?

By Hamiltion
at 2016-06-18T21:27

動作小點，油都噴出來了

By Ingrid
at 2016-06-22T10:00

你要吃？

By Caitlin
at 2016-06-24T18:28

要不要再點些什麼!?你怎麼可能吃這麼少

By Sandy
at 2016-06-27T22:42

你怎麼可能吃那麽少

By Kyle
at 2016-07-02T07:03

肥豬肉10公斤是多大份量有買過嗎？

By Freda
at 2016-07-02T23:14

這麼胖了還吃？！

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-07T20:48

你的奶好尖!

By Isabella
at 2016-07-11T09:28

都沒了

By Callum
at 2016-07-11T20:18

http://i.imgur.com/moR2vGe.jpg

By Robert
at 2016-07-14T11:32

說真的你不胖，是其他人太瘦了

By Mason
at 2016-07-17T06:27

你是想要免役？

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-07-17T17:36

吃這麼少，怎麼還是這麼胖？

By Ivy
at 2016-07-18T13:28

你這樣穿什麼衣服都很難看

By Lily
at 2016-07-23T01:31

對正在減肥的人說：你是不是又變胖了

By Connor
at 2016-07-25T22:39

奶凸肚肥油膩膩

By Damian
at 2016-07-28T04:14

地震喔

By Quanna
at 2016-07-30T09:22

跑快點

By Caroline
at 2016-08-02T01:26

老媽:我在妳這個年紀喔只有45公斤而已吶!

By Jessica
at 2016-08-02T06:44

你怎麼好像又胖了

By Elvira
at 2016-08-04T15:39

沒有你的size

By Emily
at 2016-08-05T15:20

哩漢操北賣呦～（跟女生說）

By Kama
at 2016-08-08T12:08

颱風吹的走你嗎？

By Rosalind
at 2016-08-11T15:15

你全身都是DIVA

By Dora
at 2016-08-12T01:41

胖子？

By Kama
at 2016-08-14T04:58

這樓梯你爬得上去嗎

By Rachel
at 2016-08-17T03:51

免費機票限正妹索取，結果胖正妹去索取被拒絕！

By Faithe
at 2016-08-20T17:49

虎背熊腰.......

By Tom
at 2016-08-21T20:18

妳餓了嗎？

By Joe
at 2016-08-22T16:20

我從來不看喜劇因為你已經夠好笑了

By Ina
at 2016-08-23T22:46

你幾公斤

By Joe
at 2016-08-24T02:42

我們這邊沒有大尺碼的喔 T.T

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-26T09:23

死肥宅

By Selena
at 2016-08-28T03:30

(把合照給你看)

By Michael
at 2016-08-28T16:03

你超胖胖到坐電梯的時候電梯只能往下

By Rachel
at 2016-09-01T03:42

你超胖胖到去年拍的照片到現在還沒印完

一句話讓胖子崩潰大賽 - 健身

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