[聽錯] 強者我學長的健身事蹟 - 健身

By Frederic
at 2008-11-20T12:46

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作者: funnybetty (盃踢) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [聽錯] 強者我學長的健身事蹟
時間: Wed Nov 19 22:28:18 2008

我有一個強者學長，

素來以認真、勤奮、努力聞名，
......多次書卷獎得主

而且也有驚人的毅力!!
......大一入學時破百公斤，持之以恆的努力下大四剩7X公斤

這是某一次他又毫不懈怠的上健身房的故事。

======================以上是有點廢話的前言========================

那次該位學長挺舉時太過勉強，挺舉示意圖：
︴ ●
他感到氣力大量流失，︴︱︴
＞—┴○ ︴
漸漸要抬不起鐵塊那沉重的負荷...

就在那股重量要反壓回他身上之際，

這麼危急的情況下...

就算他是一隻身高超過180cm的男子漢，危急示意圖：
●
也只能禁不住的發自內心的喊出... ＞—┴○ (OS:要...撐不住了...)

[第一次畫示意圖，太醜請見諒...]

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~

啾咪 ~~~~~~~~~~ 啊 ~~~~~~~~~~

翻譯：救命 ~~~~~~~~~~ 啊 ~~~~~~~~~~

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By Delia
at 2008-11-23T14:15

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By Susan
at 2008-11-24T00:24

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at 2008-11-25T11:26

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at 2008-11-29T00:32

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at 2008-11-30T14:37

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at 2008-12-05T06:50

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at 2008-12-07T11:14

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By Ingrid
at 2008-12-09T15:51

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By Damian
at 2008-12-14T12:47

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By Agnes
at 2008-12-16T13:41

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By Ida
at 2008-12-21T02:07

By Candice
at 2008-12-24T18:54

By Catherine
at 2008-12-27T13:27

By William
at 2009-01-01T05:53

By Hazel
at 2009-01-01T12:40

這.....不是我們系上前陣子版標嗎XD "原PO是正妹"(關鍵

By Daniel
at 2009-01-04T15:15

By Tom
at 2009-01-04T21:47

By Rachel
at 2009-01-09T07:38

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~

By Agatha
at 2009-01-09T20:04

XDD 健身不忘裝可愛啾咪

By Erin
at 2009-01-14T18:08

By David
at 2009-01-15T10:07

XD 口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Kumar
at 2009-01-20T09:48

XD 揪咪 (我救他的!!!)

By Regina
at 2009-01-22T15:22

挖~~~~~酷ㄟ~~~~啾咪~~~~~~^_<+

By Genevieve
at 2009-01-22T23:35

樓上是阿宅(指)

By Isla
at 2009-01-27T12:32

By Adele
at 2009-01-28T01:12

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-01-28T03:19

身為當時在場的人我於有榮焉阿!!!

By Oscar
at 2009-01-30T01:22

By Mason
at 2009-02-03T22:51

XD 口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Daph Bay
at 2009-02-08T21:12

好白癡XD

By Lucy
at 2009-02-11T13:56

真的要救命a，壓到會死人的= ="

By Kyle
at 2009-02-13T21:24

他是我室友羞///

By Hardy
at 2009-02-16T22:07

By Odelette
at 2009-02-21T00:47

白癡啦>"<

By Hardy
at 2009-02-21T17:20

By Odelette
at 2009-02-25T23:00

好好笑大笑了

By Erin
at 2009-03-01T05:21

By Tracy
at 2009-03-03T05:21

揪瞇新用法

By Jack
at 2009-03-03T14:09

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~ 哈哈哈

By Cara
at 2009-03-05T00:36

揪~~~~咪(手~抖抖抖)

By Christine
at 2009-03-05T09:40

版規四? 我是說原PO......我對學長沒興趣

By Eartha
at 2009-03-05T13:50

當你生命受到威脅的時候~~~打他老母！

By Christine
at 2009-03-07T01:58

SOS...XD

By Carol
at 2009-03-09T23:59

我能說推爆就給原PO圖

By Annie
at 2009-03-13T08:17

哈我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2009-03-15T03:30

你要給我什麼圖??
我說hsuan

By Poppy
at 2009-03-18T05:30

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~XD

By Ophelia
at 2009-03-18T13:31

XDDDD

By Connor
at 2009-03-23T05:26

口秋口米 ~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~ ^.<*啾咪

By Christine
at 2009-03-28T01:58

口秋口米 ~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~ ^.<*啾咪

By Audriana
at 2009-03-30T12:33

什麼～！！！推爆原po要給圖真的！？

By Dora
at 2009-04-01T03:24

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~斯

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-04-02T02:10

他叫的時候眼睛有這樣眨^.<*嗎

By Quintina
at 2009-04-05T06:46

哈哈哈好好笑口秋口米～～

By Callum
at 2009-04-06T21:45

HAHAHAHAHA

By Harry
at 2009-04-09T08:20

口禾火口米口阿~~~~

By Steve
at 2009-04-11T10:30

他"不舉"了...

By Kelly
at 2009-04-13T06:53

這個超好笑的XD

By Steve
at 2009-04-18T05:52

口禾火口米口阿~~~~

By Jacky
at 2009-04-22T07:23

那是仰臥推舉不是挺舉= ="自救方法是壓到胸口在慢慢往下

By Carol
at 2009-04-25T18:42

口禾火口米口阿~~~~

By Kristin
at 2009-04-29T00:42

滾動槓鈴滾到大腿就可以坐起來了

By Candice
at 2009-04-30T02:57

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-04-30T13:56

XDDDD

By Isla
at 2009-05-05T04:48

SADFKAL;SFKLA;SKFL;ASLFLAS;FKL;ASKFL;AKFL;ASKFL;AKSF;K

By Caroline
at 2009-05-07T11:37

／￣￣￣＼
︱◎ ◎︱
│~(====)~│
＼／
／＼
︱揪咪阿︱

By Daniel
at 2009-05-08T15:31

樓上是給他能舉起來的秘技嗎? ABBABA左右左！

By Genevieve
at 2009-05-09T17:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2009-05-13T05:57

哈哈哈

By Andy
at 2009-05-15T10:13

>.^ 口禾火口米口阿

By Ophelia
at 2009-05-17T08:20

啾咪 >.^ 阿~ ￣口￣

By Bethany
at 2009-05-17T19:17

嘶~~~~~~~~~~

By Olive
at 2009-05-19T12:54

揪咪阿~ >.^

By Poppy
at 2009-05-20T18:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2009-05-24T23:18

:啾咪 >.^阿~嘶~~~~~~~~~~XD

By Yedda
at 2009-05-29T01:13

其實是按t1...用反擊技>"<

By Cara
at 2009-06-01T19:10

啾~咪~阿~~~~斯

By Mary
at 2009-06-02T07:58

littlykine 好糟糕，請暫時不要跟我說話

By Leila
at 2009-06-03T06:06

啾咪!啾咪!

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-06-05T00:50

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XD

By Candice
at 2009-06-07T01:25

突然想到學弟傳給我的這篇:http://0rz.tw/c653M

By Anonymous
at 2009-06-08T12:44

XDDDDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2009-06-09T17:49

By Regina
at 2009-06-10T12:06

啾咪 >.^阿~嘶~~~~~~~~~~XD

By Faithe
at 2009-06-13T22:28

揪~~~ 咪~~~阿

By Daph Bay
at 2009-06-14T05:25

ANNIEX切莫無禮!!! 你樓上那位可是酋長呢!!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-06-14T07:50

可愛

By Erin
at 2009-06-19T05:28

By Brianna
at 2009-06-22T08:31

口秋 ~~~~ 口米 ~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~

By Jacky
at 2009-06-22T12:58

不知為何我大笑了

By Anonymous
at 2009-06-25T08:58

很有笑點 XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-06-28T09:42

有版標的潛力XD

By Lucy
at 2009-06-30T09:05

哈哈哈...

By Kyle
at 2009-07-01T23:25

原PO和bettychu有關係嗎? 好想念bettychu喔....

By Doris
at 2009-07-05T05:32

太好笑了XD

By Queena
at 2009-07-07T20:48

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~ 我笑了~~

By Rosalind
at 2009-07-11T11:14

SEON大原PO跟趙小妞一點關係都沒有喔揪咪~~ >.^

By Zenobia
at 2009-07-14T10:03

太好笑了~啾啾我的咪阿XDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2009-07-19T09:50

By Lily
at 2009-07-21T16:40

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~

By Caroline
at 2009-07-25T16:36

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Megan
at 2009-07-28T20:01

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Connor
at 2009-07-30T01:19

秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Andy
at 2009-08-01T19:10

秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Noah
at 2009-08-04T20:13

秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Genevieve
at 2009-08-08T15:31

口秋~~~~~~~~~~口米~~~~~~~~~~口阿~~~~~~~~~~~

By Victoria
at 2009-08-09T15:09

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~

By Donna
at 2009-08-13T06:08

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Ingrid
at 2009-08-15T12:11

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Lydia
at 2009-08-20T03:56

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Quanna
at 2009-08-21T20:12

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By James
at 2009-08-24T19:38

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Emily
at 2009-08-26T09:13

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Ivy
at 2009-08-27T10:29

太好笑~不推不行~~原PO是正妹唷~>ˇ<

By Aaliyah
at 2009-08-27T16:20

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Jessica
at 2009-08-29T03:04

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~"~~~~

By Carol
at 2009-08-29T23:28

太~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
好~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Odelette
at 2009-08-31T23:44

--------------------斷------------------

By Robert
at 2009-09-01T14:36

哈哈XD~斷呀斷呀~>ˇ<
開心就好XD~

By Harry
at 2009-09-02T01:45

98?

By Jessica
at 2009-09-02T08:57

99?

By Candice
at 2009-09-05T05:52

100喇~

By Gary
at 2009-09-06T05:21

爆吧~

By Olga
at 2009-09-09T16:13

爆~~~!!

By Agatha
at 2009-09-13T18:10

爆囉0.0

By Cara
at 2009-09-15T21:25

版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！

By Poppy
at 2009-09-18T16:33

啾咪新用法XDDDD

By Susan
at 2009-09-19T11:37

這...版標要推哪句阿??

By Olive
at 2009-09-20T20:24

爆了耶~!正妹該版規四嚕...

By Isla
at 2009-09-23T07:02

當然是「口秋　口米　口牙～～～」

By David
at 2009-09-24T21:54

口秋　口米　口牙～～～

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-09-26T03:28

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2009-09-28T15:31

我看成啾"味" 差好多

By Linda
at 2009-09-28T22:38

XDDD好好笑

By Agatha
at 2009-10-02T00:36

口秋口米 ~~~~~~~~~~ 口阿 ~~~~~~~~~~~

By James
at 2009-10-07T00:22

口秋　口米～～～～～口阿　其斤～～～～～～～～～

By Regina
at 2009-10-11T02:48

By Annie
at 2009-10-11T07:30

好好笑喔

By Zanna
at 2009-10-13T11:15

口秋～口米～口阝可～其斤

By Tom
at 2009-10-15T20:15

版標!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Irma
at 2009-10-19T08:30

XDDD

By Daniel
at 2009-10-23T01:06

好好笑...XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2009-10-24T15:50

○秋...○秋....○米....啊啊啊啊...嘶....

By Kyle
at 2009-10-29T10:14

口秋～口米～口阝可～其斤

By Kelly
at 2009-11-01T06:29

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2009-11-01T11:27

口禾火口米~ 身尚著也中木倉! XDDD

By Lauren
at 2009-11-06T11:01

By Frederic
at 2009-11-11T03:31

XDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-11-14T18:35

好好笑~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽ꄠ

By Dorothy
at 2009-11-15T12:42

XDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2009-11-15T15:01

[超幹]求救也要裝口愛~ 啾咪^.<

By Blanche
at 2009-11-18T22:14

By Agnes
at 2009-11-22T12:15

好可愛ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ

By Puput
at 2009-11-25T08:45

好好笑…

By Joseph
at 2009-11-27T01:35

有笑道有推

By Cara
at 2009-11-27T18:49

不是"與"有榮焉嗎XD

By Delia
at 2009-11-28T03:21

差點噴飯了

By Yuri
at 2009-11-28T10:33

口秋 ...口米.....^.<...這就是新版標嗎...XDDDDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2009-12-01T01:14

啾~咪~

By Jack
at 2009-12-05T16:36

By Zenobia
at 2009-12-09T08:28

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2009-12-13T10:14

借轉 XDD

By Quintina
at 2009-12-14T08:51

果然轉到這了XD

By Madame
at 2009-12-15T23:18

遇到就笑不出來了@@

By Daniel
at 2009-12-20T21:43

好笑給推 XD

By Una
at 2009-12-23T23:55

By Callum
at 2009-12-24T01:18

我也有壓槓過旁邊都沒人很慘

By Wallis
at 2009-12-25T12:04

幫補...=.=

By Vanessa
at 2009-12-28T09:31

之前一個人練常常這樣...後來習以為常脫困超快了

By Jack
at 2009-12-30T05:04

這是臥推不是挺舉 XD

By Rachel
at 2009-12-30T22:41

我在成大自己練的時候有經驗過ㄎㄎ，那次好像是80kg..
是一個好心的同學幫我補上來的O O

By Tracy
at 2010-01-01T12:12

這是臥推不是挺舉 XD

By Olga
at 2010-01-02T01:36

By Adele
at 2010-01-03T19:43

By Mason
at 2010-01-05T10:07

最後那位仁兄.... 應該沒事叭ˊˇˋ 啾那麼大聲 !呵呵

[聽錯] 強者我學長的健身事蹟 - 健身

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