健身房的五種娘泡 - 健身

By Dora
at 2018-10-07T15:04

Table of Contents

一、帶小包包

是要去野餐嗎？
有沒有那麼多東西？
男生不就手機、水壺、毛巾
外面也有置物櫃
還是你隨時要補妝？

二、瘋狂消毒

如果上一個人大爆汗
那當然會擦一下
不過這種人好像要動手術一樣
拿酒精左噴右噴
很想跟你說：放心～碰到不會懷孕的

三、粉色毛巾

你是拿到你妹妹的毛巾嗎？
上面還有hello kitty
這等模樣，從器材起身時
宛若宮女在給皇上請安呢～
拜託花個200去買條運動毛巾好嗎

四、全副武裝

大家都知道健身要注意安全
不過看重量還以為你在熱身
瞧你的裝備卻好似要打美式足球
手套、腰帶、護膝、護腕樣樣來
要不要送你一頂安全帽？

五、跟一群女人在地墊上抬腿

練核心沒問題
想拉筋也ok
可否挑一些強悍一點的動作
就算要使用地墊
混在一群女人當中真的胭脂味很濃
你不是潘若迪，撐不起那種場面

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Tags: 健身

All Comments

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at 2018-10-12T06:33

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at 2018-10-16T02:41

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at 2018-10-20T05:57

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at 2018-10-21T14:20

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at 2018-10-24T18:30

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at 2018-11-02T23:36

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at 2018-11-03T13:11

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at 2019-03-07T05:27

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at 2019-03-08T05:46

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at 2019-03-10T09:46

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at 2019-03-11T23:15

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at 2019-03-14T12:32

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留言串也很粉紅^_^

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at 2019-03-15T16:02

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at 2019-03-19T13:34

.....

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at 2019-03-20T20:41

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at 2019-04-03T08:02

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at 2019-04-04T04:07

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跟風噓嘴炮。

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at 2019-04-11T21:20

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at 2019-04-15T15:12

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at 2019-04-17T01:40

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at 2019-04-20T18:09

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at 2019-04-25T06:27

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at 2019-04-30T09:44

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幹為什麼變成推

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at 2019-09-05T15:25

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at 2019-10-03T13:24

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at 2019-10-06T20:16

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at 2019-10-09T08:47

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at 2019-10-09T20:16

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at 2019-10-11T22:05

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at 2019-10-14T04:56

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at 2019-10-15T21:06

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at 2019-10-20T01:22

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at 2019-10-24T05:22

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at 2019-10-26T10:41

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at 2019-10-29T01:11

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at 2019-10-29T07:02

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at 2019-10-31T12:25

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at 2019-11-04T20:07

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at 2019-11-05T04:04

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at 2019-11-07T02:25

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at 2019-11-09T19:01

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at 2019-11-15T02:02

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at 2019-11-15T20:58

......

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at 2019-11-19T21:34

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at 2019-11-20T15:15

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at 2019-11-22T18:49

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at 2019-11-29T00:34

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-12-03T05:03

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at 2019-12-03T21:47

噁爛甲滾

By Jacky
at 2019-12-06T08:05

六.上批踢踢發健身房的五種娘泡文

By Vanessa
at 2019-12-10T22:42

By Damian
at 2019-12-13T12:56

很多虛文的都深櫃啊不想接受就一直歧視

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at 2019-12-13T17:45

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By Megan
at 2019-12-14T18:21

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at 2019-12-17T17:54

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By Ingrid
at 2019-12-22T03:30

幫掛號

By Regina
at 2019-12-25T08:52

討噓

By Robert
at 2019-12-27T06:19

6.懶覺比你大這樣會害你自卑

By Sandy
at 2019-12-30T20:51

屁事

By David
at 2020-01-03T14:36

發廢文婊人結果被噓爆～真是可憐...

By Jack
at 2020-01-03T22:43

嗯

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-01-04T14:35

合理

By Isabella
at 2020-01-07T12:29

補噓

By Frederic
at 2020-01-10T22:02

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By Brianna
at 2020-01-13T11:11

干你屁事

By Freda
at 2020-01-14T14:53

霍源甲

By Kristin
at 2020-01-18T18:57

ㄍㄋㄆ4

By Candice
at 2020-01-21T18:47

真沒看過這麼沒性別平權意識的甲可撥

By Ula
at 2020-01-25T02:14

你在健身房結果都在看別人真的有在練？你還是回家好了

By Isla
at 2020-01-29T21:08

我想當第五種人，拜託

By Elizabeth
at 2020-01-31T17:17

我就是四耶原po可以送我安全帽嗎拜託

By Kama
at 2020-02-04T12:50

酷唷~

By Doris
at 2020-02-09T10:44

這是自介文吧

By Barb Cronin
at 2020-02-10T21:54

難道看到XX
難得

By Oliver
at 2020-02-15T03:50

抱歉我是二你喜歡前一個人光腳踏在上面接著你用身體躺嗎?

By Doris
at 2020-02-19T00:49

By Caitlin
at 2020-02-21T06:07

幼稚

By Lily
at 2020-02-23T00:26

6. 發廢文的娘泡

By Mary
at 2020-02-24T02:34

關你x事～有時間觀察別人不如認真練

By Genevieve
at 2020-02-26T13:06

欠噓

By Ida
at 2020-03-01T20:45

雖然一個都沒中但你管還真寬

By Linda
at 2020-03-02T08:14

關你啥事，又沒妨礙到其他人練，別人去看電視聽音樂都不
運動你也管不著

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-03-04T08:37

By Jake
at 2020-03-04T10:12

甲上一波

By Ula
at 2020-03-07T03:11

https://i.imgur.com/Xa0U420.jpg 原po送過內褲哦送完了
ㄇ

By Kristin
at 2020-03-10T14:21

戴護具你也要嘴那你都不要戴

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-03-12T01:39

我今天練，你說的我全戴了，怎樣~眼紅啊?

By Rachel
at 2020-03-13T15:57

管很多欸

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-03-14T06:54

原po身材撐起來挖背背心了嗎

By Heather
at 2020-03-18T21:24

所以原po調適自己工作不滿的心態的方法就是發這種人生攻
擊的廢文嗎？

By Kumar
at 2020-03-22T06:19

.......？？？？？

By Aaliyah
at 2020-03-25T18:43

這.....你真的管很寬耶

By Mary
at 2020-03-29T12:23

無言

By Zanna
at 2020-03-31T20:40

滾

By Blanche
at 2020-04-02T06:51

所以當兵全副武裝也是娘泡囉

By Brianna
at 2020-04-03T11:03

某族群不意外

By Sarah
at 2020-04-06T12:16

落後的觀念

By Vanessa
at 2020-04-09T11:17

By Regina
at 2020-04-12T23:53

這個人大概跟我一樣。搶不到有氧課位置。拼命再攻擊

By Emma
at 2020-04-15T06:03

滾吧臭甲

By Sandy
at 2020-04-19T23:09

另外全副武裝的。都是用大重量的人。安全保護自己。

By Puput
at 2020-04-24T23:04

A流流行現在人習慣這麼差動不動就對器材咳嗽拿酒精
擦有問題？

By Xanthe
at 2020-04-25T14:58

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By Anonymous
at 2020-04-30T00:59

恩

By Ida
at 2020-05-02T17:13

帶滾筒，按摩球你也要管？？

By Sarah
at 2020-05-03T17:20

還沒看完就覺得你好無聊

By David
at 2020-05-08T02:31

推

By Hedy
at 2020-05-12T15:15

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By Lauren
at 2020-05-14T01:12

可撥

By Andy
at 2020-05-18T01:14

By Necoo
at 2020-05-22T04:42

專心練自己的很難嗎？

By Hazel
at 2020-05-24T04:00

XD!

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at 2020-05-25T09:44

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By Todd Johnson
at 2020-05-28T00:17

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at 2020-05-30T13:53

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at 2020-05-31T20:16

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By Olivia
at 2020-06-03T13:22

？？？？

By Hardy
at 2020-06-08T11:34

幫補

By Andy
at 2020-06-10T02:33

你管太多的吧

By Madame
at 2020-06-13T09:06

可撥仔

By Jack
at 2020-06-14T07:50

北七，干你屁事

By Oliver
at 2020-06-15T02:45

噁心

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-06-16T15:44

佔住器材猛玩手機的才是吧

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-06-21T06:04

這樣該桶了吧？

By Leila
at 2020-06-25T09:00

內心小劇場好多力量484沒有做很重

By Isabella
at 2020-06-27T06:46

我認識甲甲都練超壯的不敢嘴

By Charlie
at 2020-06-28T01:43

肥宅不要老是觀察別人這樣練不壯

By John
at 2020-06-28T23:04

關你屁事

By Una
at 2020-06-29T05:28

By Agnes
at 2020-07-03T10:12

噓你千遍也不厭倦

By David
at 2020-07-06T14:35

...無聊我愛粉色系你也要管 ~你一定很自卑

By Quanna
at 2020-07-09T08:13

不就很厲害

By Ina
at 2020-07-14T03:51

可悲

By Candice
at 2020-07-16T05:25

素質

By Aaliyah
at 2020-07-19T00:14

6. 噁爛肥甲

By Kelly
at 2020-07-19T10:52

你自己都貼文說你曾經聲音被說娘你就應該可以感同
身受被歧視的痛苦結果你今天反而反過來用父權的觀
點去壓迫他人當起了加害人你以為這樣就能為你可悲
的人生多一些尊嚴嗎只不過是更作賤自己而已讓人瞧
不起你

By Xanthe
at 2020-07-22T06:43

這廢文吧

By Kelly
at 2020-07-26T13:24

本板不歡迎自介

By Callum
at 2020-07-27T14:54

？

By Sandy
at 2020-08-01T05:54

這種人現實生活大概滿可憐

By Tracy
at 2020-08-02T03:23

XDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-08-03T21:32

呵呵

By Lydia
at 2020-08-07T13:50

這五點哪一點妨礙到你了

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-08-09T13:13

哎呀手滑

By Anthony
at 2020-08-12T18:23

有人的汗超多超噁，你不消毒你敢上去用？

By Damian
at 2020-08-14T10:58

被你說的好娘下次一起來練啊

By Kama
at 2020-08-18T17:07

按到推了，補噓，內文連你都不尊重你自己了，真的可悲

By William
at 2020-08-20T14:50

連2次按到推QQ

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-08-21T14:42

好啦算了啦

By Hazel
at 2020-08-25T17:47

第一次用ptt給噓，座位擦乾淨是因為有時候真的蠻濕的

By Elizabeth
at 2020-08-30T08:39

自己沒安全感要自己解決，而不是胡亂攻擊別人來獲得慰藉

By Mary
at 2020-09-01T06:26

自己廢還嗆人家娘?要不要臉啊？

By Faithe
at 2020-09-02T08:07

健身不是讓你拿來貼標籤的

By Eartha
at 2020-09-03T03:03

只能噓你

By Cara
at 2020-09-08T01:10

你這種的

By Cara
at 2020-09-09T22:33

好

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-09-10T17:09

欠噓

By Xanthe
at 2020-09-13T04:04

管海邊去

By George
at 2020-09-17T09:53

干你屁事有病

By Hedda
at 2020-09-18T14:04

性別歧視條條下流

By Sandy
at 2020-09-21T08:32

住海邊

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-09-23T14:39

最後一點不錯給推

By Rebecca
at 2020-09-24T13:11

關你屁事

By Callum
at 2020-09-25T07:56

關你屁事

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-09-27T14:52

我超愛消毒，順便把整瓶酒精塞進你嘴巴裡消一消！

By Emily
at 2020-09-27T17:25

哈哈哈哈

By Lauren
at 2020-09-29T09:00

到底乾你

By Callum
at 2020-10-02T08:32

xx送你

By Rebecca
at 2020-10-04T06:39

...

By Gary
at 2020-10-06T04:59

自介很完整

By Poppy
at 2020-10-10T16:51

乾你？

By Rebecca
at 2020-10-11T14:35

靠背XDD 推一個

By Blanche
at 2020-10-13T11:09

By Damian
at 2020-10-16T06:56

感覺是來享受被噓的感覺ㄉ

By Hedy
at 2020-10-17T06:00

笑死推一個

By Ingrid
at 2020-10-22T03:05

這些根本就很常態的事

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